FINALLY flying solo in Japan, Charles squeezes long-awaited gap-year into 2 days

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FINALLY flying solo in Japan, Charles squeezes long-awaited gap-year into 2 days

The Prince of Wales has visited Japan for 2 days; his wife Camilla however, has not joined him.

This has meant that Prince Charles is travelling solo, and as such is finally having a long awaited ‘gap year’ to get absolutely wrecked.
The Prince will only have this freedom for 2 days, and is doing everything he can to cram the solo travelling experience into it.

The Prince witnessed the ceremony of enthronement of Emperor Naruhito, along with other world leaders.

Charles was free to mingle and talk to whomever he liked, and apparently downed two dozen flutes of complimentary Japanese style bucks fizz (Sake and orange juice), before telling a series of racist jokes he had learned from his father to Queen Silvia of Sweden, and then challenging King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands to a sumo fight.

He was asked to leave after trying to cut some tempura shrimp apetisers with a ceremonial sword.
When he was reprimanded, and informed the sword belonged to a prominent Japanese general during WW2, Charles started singing ‘Two world wars and one world cup!’ as he was escorted out, clearly unaware that chant refers to a completely different axis power.

Prince Charles is currently relishing his independence, and has gone to karaoke bars, toy shops, and spent an obscene amount of taxpayers money on Japanese manga pornography known as ‘hentai’, which he claims is ‘significant cultural art’ and aims to display in a personal exhibit to be housed in Buckingham palace.

He was last seen shouting at his escorts, demanding that they take him to ‘Takeshi’s castle’, which he plans to capture in his Mother’s name.

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