A couple who’ve scooped a £115m Euromillions jackpot have made a list of 50 people they intend to share their winnings with.
And a second list of 50 people who’ll be getting fuck all.
Frances and Patrick Connolly, from County Down, matched the winning numbers in the New Year’s Day draw to scoop the massive prize.
They told the world about how they plan to share out their jackpot at a press conference near Belfast this morning.
“This is a massive sum of money and we want it to have a huge impact on the lives of other people we know and love as well as on our future too,” said Mrs Conroy, 52.
“But that cow Emily Ferguson next door, who refused to chip in for five new fence panels after Storm Doris blew them down a couple of years ago will be getting precisely fuck all.”
The couple’s ‘fuck you’ list includes former work colleagues who turned out to be backstabbers, relatives they can’t stand and Facebook friends who post racist memes.
Patrick Connolly, 54, said: “I’ve got a wonderful wife, a wonderful family and wonderful friends, so this is the icing on the cake.
“I’m particularly looking forward to telling my so-called pal Mike Briggs – who tried to nick my girlfriend when we were at college – that he won’t be seeing a penny of it.”
The pair said they were also toying with the idea of gifting their frenemies a derisory amount like £5 each just to rub their noses in it.