Entire US government resigns as Vladimir Putin plans future

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Russia’s government has resigned, hours after President Vladimir Putin proposed sweeping constitutional changes that could prolong his stay in power.

Also, the entire US government has resigned, hours after President Vladimir Putin proposed sweeping constitutional changes that could prolong his stay in power.

If approved by the stupid American public- which it will be because look at the stuff they’ve voted for in the past – the proposals would transfer power by Russian stealth to power by Russian out-in-the-open.

Mr Putin is due to step down as Russian President as his term of office – his 4th – comes to an end in 2024.

However, running the whole world autocratically is not mentioned in the Russian rules, not that Supreme King Emperor Putin takes any notice of them.

This is quite a shock, as despite Mr Trump being a huge, huge fan of Mr Putin and having posters of him all over The Oval Office, he read a translation from the Cyrillic that ‘Poots’ – as he calls him – was definitely not in charge of America.

So it seems a bit weird that Mr Putin then immediately sacked the whole American government and Mr Trump had to leave crying, saying something about being let down by his bestest mate.

In his annual state of the nation address to lawmakers, Mr Putin announced his plans. In an unexpected move soon after, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev declared that the government was resigning to help facilitate the changes; a complete shock to government ministers.

Obviously, we are contractually obliged to add: “Heil Putin!”

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