Donald Trump has insisted he will continue to ‘give it large’ from the safety of the White House as the threat of WWIII looms.
The president said the US has targeted 52 Iranian sites and will strike ‘very fast and very hard’ if Tehran attacks Americans or US assets.
He went on to say that while he won’t put himself ‘directly in the firing line’ he does ‘feel confident’ that any lives lost due to his posturing will be ‘worth it’.
Following the assassination of Qasem Soleimani in a drone strike, a further 3500 American troops have been sent to the region.
And Mr Trump said he is ‘right behind them’. About 6000 miles behind them in total, and with 24/7 armed guard as an added protection.
Writing on Twitter Mr Trump accused Iran of ‘talking very boldly’ about strikes on American targets.
He described himself as ‘the boldest speaker’ and said he speaks on behalf of every American who faces no risk of personal harm in this situation when he tweeted that his dad is ‘bigger than Iran’s dad’ before claiming he could ‘vicariously kick some Iranian butt’ if needed.
After tweeting a few veiled threats at the Iranians the president retired to the presidential suite in the White House where he had a quick massage and a glass of bubbly before ‘kicking ass’ on Call of Duty and convincing himself he’s some sort of military genius.