Donald Trump offers to advise Prince Andrew on how to talk to US investigators

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Donald Trump to advise Prince Andrew on how to talk to US investigators

Prince Andrew has been urged to put himself forward for interview by US investigators who are looking into allegations against Jeffrey Epstein.

Self-styled ‘President’ Donald Trump will advise Prince Andrew on how to speak to them as he’s a man who knows how to speak to US investigators.

In his statement on Wednesday, the Duke of York said he was “willing to help any appropriate law enforcement agency with their investigations, if required”.

He is, however, unsure of whether to go as he’s not sure where he will be at the time of investigation, though it’s thought it is very likely it’s Steve’s Burger Bar in Bradford.

Mr Trump suggests that when speaking to investigators, don’t lie but instead claim that reality is an untruth and the only truth that exists is the one in your head.

Though, with the Duke of York that appears to be pretty evident anyway.

Obviously, the Queen thinks this is a lovely offer that Andrew should follow up on.

Not least because it means he fucks off out of the way for a while.”

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