Boris Johnson has tested positive for Covid-19.
As such, ‘Designated Survivor’, Dominic Raab, has been training like he’s Rocky in that montage that everyone knows.
You know, the one with the ‘dada daaaaaaa, dada daaaaaaaa’ music.
The Foreign Secretary was assigned the role of ‘Designated Survivor’ should the Prime Minister be seriously stricken down with the coronavirus.
He currently wasn’t doing anything as all foreign travel was banned and most if the airlines had gone bust anyway.
So, he strapped on his best Decathlon training gear and started doing all that ‘Rocky shit’ wearing a red headband that his other half avoided telling him was actually from Rambo.
Mr Raab was immediately dispersed by Police officers telling him to go train in his garden rather than ‘down the docks’.
He returned screaming ‘Adriaaaaaaaaaan’, thought to be the name of one of his advisors.