US ‘President’ Donald Trump has found himself facing allegations of racism after sending a tweet calling on several Democratic congresswomen of colour to ‘go home’.
And after being corrected within minutes on Twitter that the congresswomen had all been born in America, Donald Trump then demanded to see their birth certificates as proof. It is understood that Melania then wearily pulled him aside and reminded him how his last attempt to demand a birth certificate from someone as proof of their nationality ended with him being nationally humiliated, and he decided against it.
Part of his tweet claimed the women “originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe”
Which, given they originally came from the USA, whose current government coincidentally is a complete and total catastrophe, makes this the first time Donald Trump has spoken the truth – albeit accidentally – since coming to office two and half years ago, and a solitary firework was set off in the White House gardens to mark the occasion.
Another part of the tweet read: “Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done.”
A spokeswoman for the Democrats responded: “Perhaps it would be best for Donald to go back to where he came from originally and get back to making chocolates for Willy Wonka. With his tiny hands he was so much more suited to making confectionery that he is to running a country.
“I’m sure Willy Wonka the rest of the Oompa-Loompas would welcome him back with open arms.
“At the end of the day, he’s a weird looking, self-obsessed creepy narcissist who couldn’t give a damn about the well-being of the children in his care, and so is Willy Wonka.
“They’ll get on like a house on fire.”