All organisations countrywide are sending out updates on how they are affected by the Covid-19 coronavirus.
These emails are so numerous they are risking becoming the new new GDPR emails.
Only last year, UK citizens inboxes were inundated with emails from every single organisation you’ve ever had contact with – directly or indirectly – informing you about new General Data Protection Regulations
Which, in reality, meant you now have to click an ‘I agree’ box on every single website you visit regardless of what the agreement says from that point until eternity.
Now, those very same organisations are emailing you to inform you what they are doing about coronavirus, regardless of whether you actually give a shit.
Coronavirus sufferer, Barabus Valentine, said, “I have a really high temperature and a horrible dry cough and I’m so, so, so tired.
“I honestly couldn’t give a flying fuck what Boots and Jet2 are doing about the coronavirus to be quite honest.
“In retrospect, it seems like a bad idea to come here to The News Dump offices to be interviewed. Cough cough cough sneeze cough cough.”