Country on tenterhooks as horrific monster that is Masked Prime Minister about to be unveiled

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The country watched in its millions as the winner of The Masked Singer was unveiled as Nicola Roberts on Saturday.

However, the country is still on tenterhooks awaiting the Masked Prime Minister to take off that horrific mask.

We’re all sick of looking at it now and it’s not funny anymore.

Many celebrities have put their opinions across as to who the Masked Prime Minister actually is.

Jonathan Ross said, “An autocrat masquerading as a bumbling fool. It’s clearly Mussolini.”

Rita Ora, guessed, “He’s coming across as a complete and utter bellend. So, it’s Michael Gove.”

Davina McCall suggested, “What a wally. Everything he says is total bollocks, yet loads of people believe him. I think it’s a copy of the Daily Mail.”

Ken Jeong said, “I know exactly who it is. A compulsive liar and cheat, with no real friends, quite clearly playing a game for fun. It’s that Nasty Nick off of Big Brother.”

The Masked Singer has been an unexpected hit for ITV.

The Masked Prime Minister has been an even more unexpected, even bigger success for the country, with many of the population calling for the compulsory masking of MPs.

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