The UK is monitoring flights from China, as a precautionary measures after the spread of a new coronavirus from Wuhan.
However, the coronavirus will be allowed to enter the UK after it qualified by passing an Australian style, points-based system for foreign entities.
It’s thought that the virus will be allowed to prosper in the UK, as most NHS staff are chased from the country by angry men waving burning torches.
As there are no other coronaviruses present in the UK, this one immediately qualifies due to its high expertise in its area.
A government spokesperson confirmed, “We only want leading foreign entities here, not just those coming for health tourism. What better way to reduce health tourism, by importing the very reason for that health tourism.”
After a period of transition, it’s hoped the coronavirus will apply for British citizenship, giving us a coronavirus all of our own.
It’s knowledge in its chosen field is second-to-none and its experience in said field is unquestionable.
Now, it’s only real issue is convincing Michael Gove that it’s not too much of an expert in the area or it may be deported.
Public Health England said the current risk to the UK is “low”.
They did not add “Everyone is going to die from a bad case of Brexit anyway, so there’s really nothing more to worry about.”