Contaminated “Boris Johnson” Product Recall – #RECALLNOW

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Contaminated Boris Johnson Product Recall - #RECALLNOW

BORIS JOHNSON – CONTAMINATED – #RECALLNOW

Sold during the Conservative Party Election as a Bringer of Brexit, Harbinger of Doom

 

Defect: Moral, Ethical and Hair – heavily polluted with non- democratic principles, contamination of truth and over-use of hair-gel and under-use of common-sense.
Hazard If the defect continues to be in office, the economy will collapse causing serious damage to the users and those around them.
What to do Consumers should immediately stop using the product and contact their nearest MP to vote for a replacement leader and seek therapy and depression medication from your nearest doctor. VOTE OF NO-CONFIDENCE followed by laughter is the best medicine. SEE A DOCTOR FOR TRAUMA AND POST-SWEARING IN SWEAR-OFF SYNDROME!
Contact Details You can contact the product by phoning 1-800-TOXIC or texting WE-SEND-350.

 

DO NOT DELAY! PRODUCT EXTREMELY TOXIC TO PLANET.

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