BORIS JOHNSON – CONTAMINATED – #RECALLNOW
Sold during the Conservative Party Election as a Bringer of Brexit, Harbinger of Doom
|Defect:||Moral, Ethical and Hair – heavily polluted with non- democratic principles, contamination of truth and over-use of hair-gel and under-use of common-sense.|
|Hazard||If the defect continues to be in office, the economy will collapse causing serious damage to the users and those around them.|
|What to do||Consumers should immediately stop using the product and contact their nearest MP to vote for a replacement leader and seek therapy and depression medication from your nearest doctor. VOTE OF NO-CONFIDENCE followed by laughter is the best medicine. SEE A DOCTOR FOR TRAUMA AND POST-SWEARING IN SWEAR-OFF SYNDROME!|
|Contact Details||You can contact the product by phoning 1-800-TOXIC or texting WE-SEND-350.|
DO NOT DELAY! PRODUCT EXTREMELY TOXIC TO PLANET.