CCHQ’s ‘FactcheckUK’ Twitter Scam Backfires When It Confirms ‘Tories are Cunts’ as a Fact

UK Politics
Tories launch dishonest 'Fact Check' Twitter account. Labour respond by launching 'Twat Check'.

Following the Conservative Headquarters press team’s Twitter account being manipulated during the ITV head-to-head debate between Corbyn and Johnson appear to be an independent organisation, the Tories have been accused of ‘misleading’ voters with the rebranding

However, it has emerged that key questions concerning the Conservative’s election campaign were put to Michael Gove after the debate. Those managing this fake account inadvertently put up Gove’s answers along with the FactcheckUK analysis on Twitter.

A list of the questions and answers put up on the FactchechUK fake site included the following:


Question:                                Did Johnson roger Arcuri?

Answer:                                  Absolutely not! In fact, despite the pics, he’s never even met her.

FactcheckUK response:      HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… Hands up all those born yesterday!


Question:                                Can Boris Johnson be trusted to tell the truth?

Answer:                                  Absolutely. It’s congenitally impossible for him to lie.

FactcheckUK response:      HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… If you can hear him, he’s fucking lying!


Question:                                Was that really Prince Andrew’s hand around Virginia Roberts’ waist?

Answer:                                  Absolutely not! It’s a photo of a photo of a photo and obviously a fake. The royal family are beyond reproach for anything ever!

FactcheckUK response:      HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… I repeat, HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa…


Question:                                Are all Tories cunts?

Answer:                                  Absolutely not! We are the party of the people.

FactcheckUK response:      HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… They’re not all cunts, just the politicians, political donors and Tory supporters.


When asked for a comment on the Tory fake Twitter account, Diane Abbott said, “… my constituents…,” then fell asleep, and Len McCluskey responded with, “What’s Twitter?”


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