Catholic bishops from around the world are meeting at the Vatican to discuss the future of the Church in the Amazon.
Some Bishops are sceptical as most of amazon services are generally late and end up being delivered in a forest some miles away.
Over the next three weeks, some 260 participants will talk about climate change, migration and evangelism.
However ‘overpopulation’ still fails to make the discussion suggesting the vatican are still secretly being sponsored by Durex
Pope Francis opened the talks on Sunday by blaming destructive “interests” that led to recent fires in the Amazon.
Sparking debate again (sparking being the appropriate word) about leaving your Kindle on charge overnight.
But one topic has dominated the headlines: whether married men will be allowed to become priests.
Pope Francis would see this as a healthy, modern move and would include washing machines, ironing boards, cookery books for all future Mrs.Priests, plus information upon how to lie back and think of the Vatican, in their new abodes inclusive of separate wardrobes for both sets of frocks and beads.
South American bishops have advocated for this in an effort to address the shortage of priests in the region.
And accept that all this comes at a cost to the catholic church, there by setting up a crowd congregation funding appeal to raise extra finances..donations can be made via the Vatican’s very own ‘Holy Papal Account’ ….Amen.