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Trump’s ICE officers face difficultly sending undocumented aliens back to Vulcan

Trump’s ICE officers face difficultly sending undocumented aliens back to Vulcan

July 18, 2019

“ICE are targeting very stern men, women and vulnerable children with unfashionable haircuts and eyebrows which naturally reach a 45 degree angle. The real problem is deporting them to their home world. They will be held in detention camps until NASA comes up with a workable, cost-effective solution. We cannot guarantee that families will not be separated during the process.”

Ancient Egyptian council house opens to the public

Ancient Egyptian council house opens to the public.

July 15, 2019

Cairo University lecturer Bob Bobson described the ancient Egyptian council home as ‘like other pyramids but a bit shoddy’. The pyramid is one of just 7 seven council homes built under Snefru’s pharaohship despite a number of headlines in newspapyrus’ from the time quoting the pharaoh and the opposition leaders promising to plough funds into tackling the housing crisis.