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Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope.

May 19, 2019

The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.

USA declares national emergency over tech spying- Trump nude photos would pose threat to public health

USA declares national emergency over tech spying: Trump nude photos would pose threat to public health

May 16, 2019

“I can’t think of a current bigger threat to the well-being of the American people than if those images become publicly available.” When asked if he was referring to nude photos of the President, the spokesman said, “I couldn’t possible comment on the nature of the allegedly extremely graphic, multi-pose, sometimes close-up sometimes panoramic images,” while winking furiously.