The stars, including former footballer Ian Wright and reality TV personality Caitlyn Jenner say they’ve fully prepared themselves for a few weeks of monotony and being fed bollocks. A sentiment echoed by the entire UK as it gears up for 87th general election this decade.
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Leave voters horrified, as Ireland refuses to make more Mrs Browns boys until Brexit demands are met.
November 13, 2019The Irish Government are holding the show hostage, and refusing to make any more until their Post-Brexit demands are met.
Stranded flood victim visited by election candidates but still waiting for emergency services to show up
November 13, 2019A Doncaster pensioner cut off by flooding after days of torrential rain has been visited by a succession of parliamentary candidates but is still waiting to be reached by the emergency services. Retired farmer Stanley Thomson has been trapped on the first floor of his house on the outskirts of town since the weekend.
Lib Dems launch legal action after Jo Swinson left out of ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’
November 12, 2019The Liberal Democrats are launching a legal challenge against ITV over its decision to exclude their leader Jo Swinson from the forthcoming series of ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’.
Brexit party to contest less seats: ‘We’ve run out of cunts!’ says Farage.
November 12, 2019The Brexit party will not stand in the 317 existing Tory seats for the coming election, they’re calling it tactics but the truth is rather more specific. They have run out of cunts.
Outrage after Jeremy Corbyn is found to have thrown away his disposable poppy after Remembrance Sunday
November 11, 2019Jeremy Corbyn is facing unbridled fury from the public today after it emerged that he has thrown away the disposable poppy he was wearing all day yesterday.
“Why don’t the northerners just use their family sailboats to escape the floods?!” asks Rees-Mogg
November 9, 2019Jacob Rees-Mogg has issued a statement advising citizens to ignore everything the rescue services tell them, and to do the complete opposite.
Election: Brexit party, Muppets, Mafia, Flat-Earthers and Syphilis agree pact!
November 8, 2019Mr Farage aims to outdo Swinson’s crew with a tour de force pulled together from the fringes of society where reality is no more relevant than other mythical constructs such as decency, fairness, peace, love and humanity.
Jacob Rees-Mogg apologises for being a massive bellend
November 7, 2019The Leader of the House of Commons said that although he had previously thought of himself as a ‘hardworking MP diligently striving to achieve a better quality of life’ for his constituents and the rest of the UK, he now realises that he’s ‘a greedy ignorant bellend completely out of touch with the electorate’.
Swinson’s Office Evacuated by Police Over Suspicious Powder. Gove Asks For It Back.
November 7, 2019Police have evacuated the House of Commons office of Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson after she was sent a parcel containing a suspicious powder. Specialist officers attended the scene and cordoned off the immediate area, although the building was not evacuated.
