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Coronavirus symptoms now confirmed to manifest in Arseholes

March 28, 2020

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus. This has led the nation’s scientists to confirm that coronavirus symptoms can now infect more body parts than previously thought. Symptoms can be found primarily in the chest and lungs, but this is now proof that symptoms can also manifest in arseholes, no matter the size.

Dominic Raab training like he's in the Rocky montage

Dominic Raab training like he’s in the Rocky montage

March 27, 2020

Boris Johnson has tested positive for Covid-19. As such, ‘Designated Survivor’, Dominic Raab, has been training like he’s Rocky in that montage that everyone knows. You know, the one with the ‘dada daaaaaaa, dada daaaaaaaa’ music.

Agoraphobes holding claustrophobes to ransom with sky-high prices for their single daily dose of leaving house

Agoraphobes holding claustrophobes to ransom with sky-high prices for their single daily dose of leaving house

March 26, 2020

The Conservative government has put measures in place to restrict everyone to ‘leave home once a day’, for exercise, essential shopping and going to a place of work, only if vital. However, these free-market, libertarian economic principles are allowing agoraphobics to demand sky high prices from claustrophobics for their single daily occurrence of getting out the house.