The stars, including former footballer Ian Wright and reality TV personality Caitlyn Jenner say they’ve fully prepared themselves for a few weeks of monotony and being fed bollocks. A sentiment echoed by the entire UK as it gears up for 87th general election this decade.
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A Doncaster pensioner cut off by flooding after days of torrential rain has been visited by a succession of parliamentary candidates but is still waiting to be reached by the emergency services. Retired farmer Stanley Thomson has been trapped on the first floor of his house on the outskirts of town since the weekend.
The Leader of the House of Commons said that although he had previously thought of himself as a ‘hardworking MP diligently striving to achieve a better quality of life’ for his constituents and the rest of the UK, he now realises that he’s ‘a greedy ignorant bellend completely out of touch with the electorate’.