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Milkshake unhappy he's been Faraged

Milkshake complains as it gets “Faraged”

May 20, 2019

“I have never felt so humiliated and embarrassed”, claimed the milkshake, “One minute I am contemplating bringing joy to someone, as a lactose based, sweet, beverage. Next minute, I’ve got the leader of the Brexit Party dripping all over me.”

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope.

May 19, 2019

The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.