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Jacob Rees-Mogg apologises for being a massive bellend

November 7, 2019

The Leader of the House of Commons said that although he had previously thought of himself as a ‘hardworking MP diligently striving to achieve a better quality of life’ for his constituents and the rest of the UK, he now realises that he’s ‘a greedy ignorant bellend completely out of touch with the electorate’.