John Bercow has said that he would stop Boris Johnson from breaking the law if he tried. “If he tried to break the law, I would, in layman’s terms, kick the utter shit out of him.”
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“To even suggest the human body just ‘stops’ working without food is just the latest in an increasingly desperate series of lies foisted on the Great British public. And for what? I’ll tell you what. So a group of un-elected bureaucrats in Brussels can cling to the idea that food easily gaining entry in the UK without punishingly inefficient border checks is somehow a good idea.”
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The recent five week suspension of the UK Parliament is unlawful, Scotland’s highest civil court has ruled. And as the final endorser of the Government’s prorogation proposal, Her Majesty could be looking at a custodial sentence, once someone clever works out what laws have been broken, by whom and what the sentencing guidance should be.
John Bercow says he will stand down as Commons Speaker and MP at the next election or on 31 October, whichever comes first. Boris Johnson has responded to the news with the announcement that the traditional position of Speaker of the House will be abolished, and that the post is to be replaced with a sentry gun.