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MPs to vote on Uri Geller’s Brexit plan

MPs to vote on Uri Geller’s Brexit plan

March 23, 2019

‘I can confirm that a motion has been tabled that psychic means should be used to try and prevent Britain leaving the EU’ said Speaker of the House of Commons John Bercow. ‘It’s quite clear to anyone with half a brain that attempting to stop Brexit using the transmission of information by extrasensory means is complete bollocks, but in the absence of any more sensible suggestions I propose we give it a try’.