The Royals

Palace intruder confirms Queen farts in bed

Palace intruder confirms Queen farts in bed

July 11, 2019

The man who cannot be named was allegedly caught after he entered the Queen’s bedchamber and gagged on the eggy smell, alerting guards to his presence. As he was escorted to a police car the man was an odd shade of green and looked visibly ill.

Metropolitan Police and Panini Stickers to produce official royal baby PhotoFIT collectable sticker series

Metropolitan Police and Panini Stickers to produce official royal baby PhotoFIT collectable sticker series

June 17, 2019

Along with segments taken from the official photographs, members of the Royal Family have worked with Metropolitan Police Facial Composite experts to create an image that will be segmented and released monthly as a series of stickers for royal fans to collect and build up in an album which, when complete, will constitute the first full and officially endorsed picture of Archie.

After his years of talking to plants, Prince Charles regarded as best qualified to explain Global Warming to vegetable

After his years of talking to plants, Prince Charles regarded as best qualified to explain Global Warming to vegetable.

May 22, 2019

The Prince is passionate about environmentalism and is expected to give a seminar to Mr. Trump to aid in his education. Subjects to be covered include, ‘water is wet’, ‘ice is cold’, ‘the Earth is getting warmer’, and ‘warm ice melts.’ A spokesman for Prince Charles said, ‘Though these can be difficult concepts to grasp, the Prince is committed to leading President Trump step by step through these key points, so that he might better understand what is happening to the world around him.

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope.

May 19, 2019

The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.