Boris Johnson has denied lying to the Queen over the advice he gave her over the five-week suspension of Parliament. Similarly, the Queen has denied lying to the PM about the operational status of The Tower of London.
The Royals
Scammer tricked grandmother, aged 93, into proroguing Parliament
September 12, 2019A distraught grandmother has revealed how a callous scammer tricked her into proroguing Parliament.
Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament
September 12, 2019The recent five week suspension of the UK Parliament is unlawful, Scotland’s highest civil court has ruled. And as the final endorser of the Government’s prorogation proposal, Her Majesty could be looking at a custodial sentence, once someone clever works out what laws have been broken, by whom and what the sentencing guidance should be.
Liverpool FC to pay Meghan Markle millions to support Manchester City
September 9, 2019Tennis fans have accused Meghan Markle of jinxing Serena Williams last night as she watched the tennis star lose. Liverpool’s John Henry has now struck a deal with Markle to make sure she’s at every Man City game this season.
“Prince Albert” piercing renamed a “Prince Andrew” – as it hangs around penises, but only a few close friends know the truth
August 29, 2019Makers of the famed ‘Prince Albert’ metallic cock apparatus have today announced that it shall hereby be known as a ‘Prince Andrew’ on account of the fact that he, like a cock ring, hangs around a lot of penises but only tells a select few the truth about this. However this has caused some consternation amongst the pierced community as a cock ring is a reliable piece of kit whereas Andrew is quite the opposite.
Sovereign Leader chooses not to exert Sovereign Power over Sovereign Nation wrestling back its Sovereignty.
August 29, 2019“Today I requested that our Sovereign, should not exert her Sovereignty, in order that this Sovereign Nation can wrestle back its Sovereignty and give our Sovereign back her Sovereign powers”, stated everyone’s favourite cartoonish buffoon and PM, Boris Johnson
“If by ‘suspend parliament’ you mean hang the lot of you, then I’m up for it” says Queen
August 28, 2019“Oh Philip, have you heard the news? Those posturing wankers in government want me to reintroduce hanging, and have volunteered to go first – isn’t it marvellous?”
I had no idea convicted sex offender was a criminal, says Prince Andrew (#Satire – just. to. be. clear.)
August 25, 2019A Buckingham Palace spokesman emphasised to reporters: “Just because the prince has a long history of mixing with dodgy people like a Libyan gun smuggler, that doesn’t mean he’s a dirty paedo.”
William and Kate keep it real by flying budget airline – then ‘doing brunch’ at a Harvester
August 23, 2019A fellow Flybe passenger said, ‘I couldn’t believe it! The way the whole family tucked into a nasty airline chemical breakfast that had an expiration date of 2050 while sitting in those no-legroom bastard seats. It made me proud to be British.
Grand Old Duke of York now wishing Jeffrey Epstein hadn’t been one of his ten thousand men
August 20, 2019Prince Andrew is likely sorely regretting choosing a convicted sex offender to be among his close circle of ten thousand men, according to sources close to other sources close to the lesser royal.
