The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.
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Leaked pictures of Royal baby show ‘666’ birthmark on his head
May 8, 2019Alarm has been further fuelled by news that bookmakers have suddenly stopped taking bets on the child being christened Damien.
ROYAL BABY: The nation waits to find out….is it a ginger?
May 7, 2019The newest member of The Royal Family was born at 5:26am on Monday. The Duchess of Sussex was a week overdue. Apparently the baby wanted to remain whilst Meghan was keen for it to leave.
New Royal Baby to be presented to media in sacrificial offering to Rupert Murdoch
May 7, 2019The prince was delivered at 05:26 BST on Monday, with his father saying the baby boy was “absolutely to die for”. Another hint for Murdoch, and regarded as a very bad turn of phrase, given his inevitable military future.
Thousands take to the streets to not-see new royal baby
May 7, 2019The limited detail hasn’t dampened the party atmosphere in Windsor and London though, with thousands taking to the streets to celebrate. At one point on Monday The Mall had so many clueless people walking aimlessly around wearing Union Jacks that UKIP tried to claim it as a rally.
“Prince Superintendent Edward Hastings” bookies favourite for new Royal Baby’s name
May 7, 2019“We reserve every right to change Prince Superintendent Edward Hastings name, should the BBC formally decide to make Adrian Dunbar’s character “H”, but I don’t think the BBC will want to risk the wrath of this ‘H…..RH’ “, laughed Prince Harry.
Breaking News: Woman has baby
May 6, 2019The Queen and the Prince of Wales have both been informed. As has Harry’s father. All are said to be delighted.
Royal Family apologises for creating yet another white, privileged male.
May 6, 2019The Duchess of Sussex has given birth to a boy, the Duke of Sussex has announced – and apologised that, against all their hopes, it is a white, privileged male. ‘Sorry! This has proved to be a huge disappointment for us. There’s still a chance he’ll be gay, and we promise we will do everything possible to facilitate that. Fingers crossed, eh?’
BREAKING NEWS: Meghan gives birth – to the final Brexit deal.
May 6, 2019There are however rumours that Harry isn’t actually the father – and that he’s been cuckolded by the modern politics and diplomacy section of the UCL library.
Harry and Meghan expected to call baby ‘Barack’ for a boy or ‘Oprah’ for a girl, say insiders
May 5, 2019Meghan Markle and Prince Harry could be leaning towards a royal baby name that pays tribute to her African-American heritage, according to sources close to the couple – with ‘Barack’ and ’Oprah’ now the bookie’s favourites for the name of the long anticipated baby.
