The Royals

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope.

May 19, 2019

The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.

Thousands take to the streets to not-see new royal baby

Thousands take to the streets to not-see new royal baby

May 7, 2019

The limited detail hasn’t dampened the party atmosphere in Windsor and London though, with thousands taking to the streets to celebrate. At one point on Monday The Mall had so many clueless people walking aimlessly around wearing Union Jacks that UKIP tried to claim it as a rally.

Royal Family apologises for creating another white, privileged male

Royal Family apologises for creating yet another white, privileged male.

May 6, 2019

The Duchess of Sussex has given birth to a boy, the Duke of Sussex has announced – and apologised that, against all their hopes, it is a white, privileged male. ‘Sorry! This has proved to be a huge disappointment for us. There’s still a chance he’ll be gay, and we promise we will do everything possible to facilitate that. Fingers crossed, eh?’