The man who cannot be named was allegedly caught after he entered the Queen’s bedchamber and gagged on the eggy smell, alerting guards to his presence. As he was escorted to a police car the man was an odd shade of green and looked visibly ill.
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Archie’s godparents’ names kept secret to avoid Dodi and Diana coming out of hiding
July 6, 2019Archie’s great-grandmother, the Queen, is unable to attend because of a prior commitment. However, the Duke of Edinburgh is thought to be attending along with his shotgun after he was heard muttering, “If you need a job done properly, you have to do it yourself.”
Prince Charles made Patron of the ‘Faculty of Homeopathy’ as he can relate to having absolutely no effect on anything
June 26, 2019It is thought he put himself forward for the role after taking a good long look at his life and realising that when it comes to things having precisely no impact on anything, he would be best suited to become a figurehead for the alternative medicine.
Former actress and self-employed man get £2.4M of taxpayers money to fund home improvements..
June 25, 2019“Turfing five families out onto the guarded streets of the Estate was a heart wrenching and difficult decision”, an emotional Duchess said “but the £2.4M really softens the blow. Do you have any idea how hard it is for an unemployed actress and self-employed charity worker to get a mortgage? Also as a US citizen, I don’t qualify for social housing”
Metropolitan Police and Panini Stickers to produce official royal baby PhotoFIT collectable sticker series
June 17, 2019Along with segments taken from the official photographs, members of the Royal Family have worked with Metropolitan Police Facial Composite experts to create an image that will be segmented and released monthly as a series of stickers for royal fans to collect and build up in an album which, when complete, will constitute the first full and officially endorsed picture of Archie.
Man United confirm their interest in young players by announcing signing of Palace wonderkid Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor
June 10, 2019The Red Devils have been tracking the Buckingham Palace youngster since the middle of May and are currently negotiating feeding and changing arrangements with the player’s team of backroom nannies.
“So the NHS is off the table, but the Royal Family is still on” insists Trump on Trade Deal
June 6, 20194% of the 50 people in line for the throne are American citizens. And Donald Trump has put in an offer to purchase the remaining 96%. The deal would see Buckingham Place replaced by a UK Trump Tower with the old building being taken apart brick by brick and rebuilt as a garden house for his Seven Springs mansion in New York.
After his years of talking to plants, Prince Charles regarded as best qualified to explain Global Warming to vegetable.
May 22, 2019The Prince is passionate about environmentalism and is expected to give a seminar to Mr. Trump to aid in his education. Subjects to be covered include, ‘water is wet’, ‘ice is cold’, ‘the Earth is getting warmer’, and ‘warm ice melts.’ A spokesman for Prince Charles said, ‘Though these can be difficult concepts to grasp, the Prince is committed to leading President Trump step by step through these key points, so that he might better understand what is happening to the world around him.
Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope.
May 19, 2019The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.
Leaked pictures of Royal baby show ‘666’ birthmark on his head
May 8, 2019Alarm has been further fuelled by news that bookmakers have suddenly stopped taking bets on the child being christened Damien.
