The Royals

'Prince' Andrew's Pizza refuses to co-operate with the FBI

‘Prince’ Andrew’s Pizza refuses to co-operate with the FBI

January 28, 2020

The Pizza the ‘Duke’ of York claims to have met with (at a branch of Pizza Express in Woking) on the evening he was accused of meeting teenager Virginia Giuffre (formally Roberts) at the house of Ghislaine Maxwell, has also refused to cooperate with the Federal Bureau of Intelligence.

Queen Elizabeth SICK of everyone bitching behind her back

Queen gives Prince William new title of ‘Favourite Grandson’

January 27, 2020

In a statement The Queen said, ‘Henceforth, the talented and handsome Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, second heir to the throne, dedicated air ambulance pilot and all round top bloke, will be known as “Favourite Grandson” and will be entitled to wealth and riches worthy of someone who isn’t a turncoat and a traitor to his royal roots.’

Daily Mail ready to turn country against new Labour leader for once having Heinz beans rather than supermarket own brand

Mail on Sunday forks out £500,000 for Big Ben Megxit Celebration

January 21, 2020

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to step back from Royal duties with almost immediate effect In reaction, the weekend children’s publication, ‘The Mail on Sunday’ has immediately thrown in £500,000 to the restoration program of Big Ben in order that its readers can celebrate Megxit in style, with a full round of the Westminster Chimes to coincide with the moment The Duke of Sussex’s plane touching down in Canada.