Britain woke this morning to the agonising news that Prince Harry and Meghan MIGHT NOT spend Christmas at Sandringham with the queen.
The Prince of Wales has visited Japan for 2 days; his wife Camilla however, has not joined him. This has meant that Prince Charles is travelling solo, and as such is finally having a long awaited ‘gap year’ to get absolutely wrecked. The Prince will only have this freedom for 2 days, and is doing everything he can to cram the solo travelling experience into it.
Boris Johnson will dare the Queen to sack him rather than resign as prime minister in an attempt to drive through Brexit on October 31, cabinet ministers have revealed. In return, her Majesty will double dare the PM to ‘play chicken’ in front of the London to Edinburgh Express as the constitutional crisis escalates into a bout of playground pranks.