The Royals

Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament

Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament

September 12, 2019

The recent five week suspension of the UK Parliament is unlawful, Scotland’s highest civil court has ruled. And as the final endorser of the Government’s prorogation proposal, Her Majesty could be looking at a custodial sentence, once someone clever works out what laws have been broken, by whom and what the sentencing guidance should be.

Prince Albert piercing renamed a Prince Andrew - as it hangs around penises, but only a few close friends know the truth

“Prince Albert” piercing renamed a “Prince Andrew” – as it hangs around penises, but only a few close friends know the truth

August 29, 2019

Makers of the famed ‘Prince Albert’ metallic cock apparatus have today announced that it shall hereby be known as a ‘Prince Andrew’ on account of the fact that he, like a cock ring, hangs around a lot of penises but only tells a select few the truth about this. However this has caused some consternation amongst the pierced community as a cock ring is a reliable piece of kit whereas Andrew is quite the opposite.