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David Cameron asks to join Man City as he realises their ability to rewrite history

David Cameron asks to join Man City as he realises their ability to rewrite history.

May 19, 2019

On Saturday City beat Watford 6-0 in the FA Cup final, equalling the record cup final score and making them the first team ever to complete the English domestic treble. After hearing the news Cameron (a lifelong fan of either West Ham or Aston Villa – he’s not sure which) approached club bosses to ask if they can ‘rewrite one or two minor episodes from the past that people keep bringing up.’