On Saturday City beat Watford 6-0 in the FA Cup final, equalling the record cup final score and making them the first team ever to complete the English domestic treble. After hearing the news Cameron (a lifelong fan of either West Ham or Aston Villa – he’s not sure which) approached club bosses to ask if they can ‘rewrite one or two minor episodes from the past that people keep bringing up.’
Mogg carried on. And on. And on, “This is completely unacceptable. When I asked the ERG what they actually wanted, I got 123 different points of view, many of which were contradictory and pretty much all totally unfeasible. Yet we could all agree that out means out, and the Premier League clubs are not paying heed to what we demand.