The Dutch, Spanish and Monaco Grands Prix have been postponed due to the coronavirus outbreak, Formula 1 bosses have announced. The news comes after consultation with the World Health Organisation who advised that ‘depressingly dull TV’ could have a negative impact on the mental health of people in isolation who need to be entertained ‘not subjected to hours of this type of shit.’
With Coronavirus now being labelled as a pandemic, many events across the World are being postponed or cancelled. It has recently come to light that this was the original plan for the virus. More specifically the virus’ purpose is believed to have been started to prevent the Scousers winning the league and stop them going on and on about it.
The World Anti-Doping Agency has voted unanimously to ban Russia from international sport for four years for doping offences. However, it is understood Russia is hoping to overturn the ban by presenting the country’s most famous sports celebrity, Ivan Drago, as a test case for how clean their athletes are.