Pogba Latest: shock as well paid footballer turns up for work!

July 7, 2019

Shockwaves reverberated across the UK this morning as news broke that a man with a well-paid job had turned up to work. He received widespread applause from fans after he was asked to go on an 18 day tour of Australia in which he’ll be expected to work for up to 6 hours – and didn’t pull a strop.

Hollywood to make movie of Women’s World Cup…with all male cast

Hollywood to make movie of Women’s World Cup…with all male cast

July 3, 2019

A Hollywood spokesperson explained “The problem is there aren’t any female actors that can play football nor are there any women footballers that can act so it’s their fault really.” Early rumours suggest that Dwayne Johnson will play Ellen White, Johnny Depp will play Captain Steph Houghton  and Daniel Radcliffe will go in goal.

Ivanka Trump hoping to edge her way into women’s World Cup Semi-Final team

July 2, 2019

The news comes days after a video was released by the French presidency showed Ms Trump attempting to butt into a conversation between Theresa May, Emmanuel Macron and Christine Lagarde, the head of the International Monetary Fund, at the recent G20 summit. Making it the first time at a gathering of world leaders in which Theresa May wasn’t considered the most ineffective person in the room.