The coronavirus has caused more than 100 deaths, spreading across China and reaching at least 16 other countries. American’s best president ever (™), Donald Trump, has blamed Huawei for China’s coronavirus.
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Footage shared on social media in Russia of a polar bear with “T-34” spray-painted in black on its side has alarmed experts. This is the second such curious sighting this week, after earlier eye witness accounts of a Polar Bear with the increasingly tired phrase “Get Brexit Done” sprayed on its flank
An inscrutable spokesperson for the Chinese telecoms giant, Won Hung Lo, said, “We are not in the least bothered by this government’s decision to postpone. It makes sense. It hasn’t been easy dealing with the UK with all this Brexit nonsense. But we’re prepared to bide our time. Once the election is over it will be much clearer for us. We will know for certain who we have to bung.”