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'No offence taken,' says Trump as he orders nuclear strikes against UK, Canada and France

Trump blames Huawei for coronavirus

January 30, 2020

The coronavirus has caused more than 100 deaths, spreading across China and reaching at least 16 other countries. American’s best president ever (™), Donald Trump, has blamed Huawei for China’s coronavirus.

US Space Force parades in Virginia

US Space Force parades in Virginia

January 22, 2020

Thousands of camouflaged gun owners have gathered in Richmond, Virginia in a show of armed strength. The heavily-armed, camo-clad members of gun-rights and militia groups have been federalised by President Trump to form earth’s first non-terrestrial terrestrial military unit: Space Force.

Polar Bear Spotted With Get Brexit Done sprayed on its side

Polar Bear Spotted With “Get Brexit Done” sprayed on its side

December 4, 2019

Footage shared on social media in Russia of a polar bear with “T-34” spray-painted in black on its side has alarmed experts. This is the second such curious sighting this week, after earlier eye witness accounts of a Polar Bear with the increasingly tired phrase “Get Brexit Done” sprayed on its flank

Decision on Huawei Involvement in UK 5G Delayed Until After Election So They’ll Know Who To Bribe

 Decision on Huawei running 5G in UK delayed until after election, so the Chinese know who to bribe.

November 2, 2019

An inscrutable spokesperson for the Chinese telecoms giant, Won Hung Lo, said, “We are not in the least bothered by this government’s decision to postpone. It makes sense. It hasn’t been easy dealing with the UK with all this Brexit nonsense. But we’re prepared to bide our time. Once the election is over it will be much clearer for us. We will know for certain who we have to bung.”