“I can’t think of a current bigger threat to the well-being of the American people than if those images become publicly available.” When asked if he was referring to nude photos of the President, the spokesman said, “I couldn’t possible comment on the nature of the allegedly extremely graphic, multi-pose, sometimes close-up sometimes panoramic images,” while winking furiously.
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The attack was discovered earlier this month, and a fix rolled out on Friday. On Monday WhatsApp urged all of their 1.5bn users to update their apps. A spokesman for the company said, ‘All agencies now have all the information they need to know about users so we thought if was time to look like we care.’
Measles was declared eliminated in the USA in the year 2,000, with this year having the highest number of confirmed cases since then. Supporters of The Plague Plan argue that this shows just how much can be done with previously eliminated diseases in a short amount of time when you have the right marketing campaign.