Water has been discovered in the atmosphere of an enormous Earth-like planet already known to have habitable temperatures, which scientists say means it could support life. Supporting this theory is the discovery of a half-submerged, big-shop shopping trolley with its front wheels embedded in silt and its handle exposed to the elements.
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No need to worry about empty shelves in Sainsbury’s, we can eat processed cockroach meat instead, now isn’t that great news? UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock seems to think so, he’s suggesting that in the Mad Max type post-apocalyptic hell hole that Britain is about to become, bug burgers will put a smile on the face even the most emaciated remainer.
‘Since my two darling sleep thieves arrived, I’ve been forced to holiday in the UK because I just can’t afford the cost of a trip abroad, plus all the airline alcohol needed to survive a flight with two under twos. Since this news broke, I’ve been stocking up on the mother’s ruin and googling holiday destinations!’