This research was supposed to be confidential but it was impossible to keep it secret in a lab that contained both a rat and a grass.
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The Galaxy Scrunch won’t open up any bigger than it already is, but Samsung have assured potential buyers that in the ‘scrunched up’ state, the phone will no longer be lost down between sofa cushions, and the roundness of it’s shape will result in the phone bouncing when dropped, reducing the number of breakages.
“An asteroid the size of Big Ben is expected to skim past earth later on tonight” says a spokesperson for NASA” But, equally I could tell you that a dozen space monkeys were going to cartwheel passed Jupiter and you’d be none the wiser.” He went on to tell The NewsDump “It’s because I have a massive telescope and you don’t, so I can make any old shit up and you have no choice but to believe me.”
In the tank, staying afloat but only just – the venomous Sting May. She appears to have a cast-iron stomach, which explains how she can consume vast quantities of mouldy jam without repercussion. Unfortunately for a creature so prone to making herself look stupid, she appears unable to swallow her pride.