“I’ve never heard someone so bad at scamming. He started off by telling me his full name and position in government and then went on to beg me for the full £33 million. Apparently he didn’t have enough credit on his Nokia 3310 to call the twenty-five million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand other houses”.
In a statement Brexit said, ‘I’ve spent years planning pandemonium in the UK. Alright so it might just be a few small victories so far. A few failing industries here, a little extra racism there, but that’s just for starters. Freya may have got in first, but mark my words, my disruption will go on for years.’