Brexit chaos so serious, UN bans Britain from taking the piss out of Trump.

December 7, 2018

While some would claim this chaos came about by accident, it’s actually part of a long-running campaign by the Alt-Light to steal the coveted title of ‘Crazy Town’ from Washington. Whitehall mandarin Rupert Oliver said: “All the chaps here are absolutely thrilled the UK has got the Americans on the run. I feel special mention must go to David Davis, Boris Johnson, and of course Theresa always leads from the front.”