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Food Poisoning For All - Boris reveals Post-Brexit Vision

“Food Poisoning For All” – Boris reveals Post-Brexit Vision

July 18, 2019

“My vision, for a post-Brexit Britain, is one where smoked fish based food poisoning is just not just the affliction of royalty and the upper-middle classes, but a condition freely available to the whole populous.”, waffled the leading contender in the most one-sided competition since the US Ladies football team beat Thailand 13-0.