UK Politics

Heseltine loses Tory whip. MPs urged to seek alternative BDSM services

Heseltine loses Tory whip. MPs urged to seek BDSM services elsewhere.

May 21, 2019

Speaking to Sky News, Lord Heseltine said: “They can take away the whip but they cannot take away my integrity, my convictions or my experience. I am a Conservative.” “This means staying true to the finest traditions of corporal punishment, caning, the wearing of fine leather (or latex)  and rope play. These true principals at the heart of conservatism must remain intact”, he went on to add

Milkshake unhappy he's been Faraged

Milkshake complains as it gets “Faraged”

May 20, 2019

“I have never felt so humiliated and embarrassed”, claimed the milkshake, “One minute I am contemplating bringing joy to someone, as a lactose based, sweet, beverage. Next minute, I’ve got the leader of the Brexit Party dripping all over me.”