Ryanair’s British pilot union is to ballot members on possible industrial action. Whilst the impact of strike action is being considered, it seems the most effective way to damage Ryanair’s reputation is to fly every flight, every day ensuring all customers receive the ‘unique’ Ryanair experience.
Sir Kim Darroch, UK ambassador to the US has resigned after Trump called him a pompous fool following Darroch calling the president ‘inept’. Not content with the resignation Trump passed a note to Darroch telling him to meet him behind the sports hall after school as he was going to get a good kicking.
Tens of millions of pounds of public money is believed to have been stolen with claimants left owing hundreds after fraudsters targeted Britain’s main welfare benefit, universal credit. The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Amber Rudd, has reassured claimants that she will get all the money back after hiring an internet crime specialist to investigate, a Nigerian prince called DI Kate Fleming.
“For only £1,000 you can get your bins collected once a month helping you to avoid plague, pestilence and death. For £5,000 a pothole of your choice within half a mile of your home will temporarily be filled in. We’ll even throw in disruptive traffic lights in an area where no actual work is being completed.”