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Boris Johnson denies lying about lying about lying about lying

September 13, 2019

PM Boris Johnson has denied about lying to the Queen about the suspension of Parliament. The Prime Minister has also denied lying about lying about lying to the Queen, “I think that’s right”, he muddled, “Cummings has just told me if we keep the depth of admissions on lying to an odd number, we should be OK”

Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament

Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament

September 12, 2019

The recent five week suspension of the UK Parliament is unlawful, Scotland’s highest civil court has ruled. And as the final endorser of the Government’s prorogation proposal, Her Majesty could be looking at a custodial sentence, once someone clever works out what laws have been broken, by whom and what the sentencing guidance should be.

MPs having a right laugh voting down every single Boris plan

MPs having a right laugh voting down every single Boris plan

September 10, 2019

Single-handedly having decided to lose his own majority in an attempt to force an election, now the MPs won’t let him have an election, and are looking forward to denying him everything he ever wanted now he’s reached the only achievement he’s ever really wanted

Migrants attempt to escape UK in car roof box fails

Migrant’s attempt to escape UK in car roof box fails

September 6, 2019

Sammy de Souza, a refugee from war torn Syria had arrived in London mid 2016 and was granted asylum. After three years of Brexit madness, he requested a visa to return home but was denied.  Sammy had enough, deciding to take his chances and make a run for it.