Sajid Javid has unveiled the new commemorative 50p coin to mark Britain’s departure from the EU on 31 January. He has also unveiled the new commemorative font to be used by banking apps for 50p transfers.
Health Secretary Matt Hancock has said that the risk of the Chinese Coronavirus entering the UK ‘remains low’. Fascist political organisation Britain First have ignored these reports, and said they are not taking any chances with a ‘foreign’ virus entering the country. Members of the party have been patrolling the coastlines of the country, armed with dettol wipes, spray bottles of cif, and water pistols full of Cillit bang.
A study by the Resolution Foundation has shown that average low-income households are likely to be worse off under the Conservative Government. This is in part due to the new ‘Dirty Scroungers’ Tax to be implemented on anybody on Universal credit, from a working class household, or living anywhere above Milton Keynes.