Researchers believe there is a link between depression, sleep patterns and the hours people work. “It certainly reflects my experience,” says a depressed Jeremy Corbyn of Islington, North London. “I often go to sleep late at night after an exhausting day of moaning about the unfair bias of the various News media outlets. Then I wake up on my sofa, late in the afternoon on the following day, to find there’s no time left to get anything done.”
Health, Lifestyle and Family
If you’ve done a poo you’re really proud of (it must be your own – don’t poo hunt from people in public lavatories), simply place it in a sealable bag or container (not paper – this is no time to be thinking about recycling) and deliver to your local hospital receptionist. Be sure to state clearly “I have a poo for you – you are welcome.” Then leave knowing that you may have helped saved a life by once, just this once, actually giving a shit.
There are still many who think the wintry conditions are a wonderful excuse for a day of fun and relaxation. “It all looked a bit dicey outside so I just stayed in bed for a bit before going into the garden and building a crap snowman. Work’s just not important in the grand scheme of things,” said Prime Minister Theresa May. “That Brexit deal can wait!”
Marie’s philosophy is the ‘KonMar’ method – where you get rid of an object if looking at it doesn’t ‘spark joy’ The result has been catastrophic for some as they have thrown away some really quite important medicines; when seeing them, they don’t feel joy – just a sad reminder of their health problems.
If you and your partner still live together, getting a divorce often depends on the judge’s interpretation of unreasonable behaviour. Acceptable reasons should include’ admitting you gave them socks as a present for twenty consecutive years or more’, and ‘Not watching ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ together’.