Millennials are not only waiting on a lucrative inheritance to get on the property ladder but they also have to rummage through mum and dad’s kitchen bin in order to find food. “Bin juice smells bad but surely it’s all just broken down fruit and vegetables and must therefore be quite nutritious,” one millennial told us in between severe bouts of vomiting and diarrhoea. “And it’s free!
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Sarah and I were total fiends before he came onto the scene. But the first time I saw a news report about the things he says I became violently physically ill. I didn’t think I was going to make it. I just about pulled through but now I’m always nauseous and feel dirty. I think knowing he’s out there makes me aware that deep down mankind is evil and repulsive, so the idea of giving my girlfriend a good seeing to just feels like lying to myself.
The four-hour A&E waiting time target – used as a measure of hospital performance – is set to be abandoned in favour of a series of new standards under proposals that will be trialled later this year The proposals are connected to the partnership arrangement between hospital A&E departments and budget hotelier Travelodge, to transform the seeking of urgent treatment for an injury or illness into an ‘overnight wellness experience’ for a modest price.