Health Secretary Matt Hancock says there is an ‘increased likelihood’ of the virus reaching the UK. Everyone who’s been worried about the coronavirus is much more relaxed after the idiot’s idiot made the comment, as he’s never said anything correct in his life.
Health, Lifestyle and Family
New HS2 route to go from Euston station to just outside Euston station
January 25, 2020The government’s spending watchdog has claimed that no-one took full account of how complex and risky the HS2 high-speed rail project was likely to be. As a result, in order to significantly reduce costs, the HS2 route will now run from Euston station to just outside Euston station
Coronavirus allowed to enter UK after passing Australian style, points-based system
January 23, 2020The UK is monitoring flights from China, as a precautionary measures after the spread of a new coronavirus from Wuhan. However, the coronavirus will be allowed to enter the UK after it qualified by passing an Australian style, points-based system for foreign entities.
NHS offering 2/1 that bookies are responsible for gambling addiction
January 17, 2020The NHS are offering odds of 2/1 that bookies are found to be responsible for gambling addiction. The industry said…
‘Sex helps delay menopause’ says man
January 16, 2020Women who enjoy regular sex may stave off the menopause for far longer than those who are less sexually active. According to a study carried out by a man.
NHS hospitals to run daily raffles to decide who gets surgery that day
January 9, 2020Thousands of patients across England have been left waiting months for treatment and surgeries. These statistics are part of an ongoing crisis in the NHS that has developed over the past few years.
Vegan who wins landmark legal case ‘satisfied’ for the first time in years
January 4, 2020Vegan Jordi Casamitjana said he is ‘really really satisfied’ after a judge ruled that ethical veganism is a philosophical belief. It’s the first time Mr Casamitjana has been satisfied since he became a vegan.
Forty-somethings set to party like it’s 1999 (only with less beer and more toilet breaks)
December 31, 2019As the decade draws to a close, millions of fortysomethings are planning to party like it’s 1999 – only with less beer and more toilet breaks. And very little optimism.
Conservative voters celebrate as NHS waiting times increase well ahead of schedule
December 16, 2019In November almost 30% of patients in major hospital A&E departments waited longer than four hours to be seen – the worst performance on record. The Prime Minister said it was ‘great news’ as ‘the feckless are so much easier to control when they’re ill.’
UK’s homeless to throw themselves on vast bonfire to save the Tories the trouble.
December 13, 2019In preparation for 5 more years of a Conservative government, Britain’s homeless have decided to throw themselves into a mile wide bonfire, to save the party the trouble of slowly killing them through austerity and aid cuts.
