The world waits with bated breath to see if he develops a range of superhuman/bat-like powers. It’s not known yet if the bat was radioactive and developed in a lab by an evil scientist with plans for world domination, which would virtually guarantee the child some kind of super ability.
Health, Lifestyle and Family
From today, the voice-assisted technology is automatically searching the official NHS website when UK users ask for health-related advice. Meaning that users are able to get a quick, free diagnosis from the plastic cylinder in their lounge that the unusual feeling in their stomach or in one of their limbs is most probably cancer and that they’d better start making funeral arrangements.
Other aspirational mannequins being introducing are a mannequin covered in cold, hard cash for those hoping to win the lottery, a geriatric mannequin waving its fist at the BBC and a mannequin flipping the double bird to the general public, which is the aspiration of every high street store’s Executive Board.
The text, ‘Male and Female He Created Them,’ was intended to help Catholic teachers, parents, students and clergy address what the Vatican’s Congregation for Catholic Education called an ‘educational crisis’ in the field of sex education, and also foster a healthy culture of hypocrisy, bigotry, hatred and prejudice within the Catholic Church.