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Fully grown man trolling Greta Thunberg celebrates 39th year of virginity in punishing isolation

Fully grown man trolling Greta Thunberg celebrates 39th year of virginity

September 26, 2019

When approached for comment about why, specifically, he hated Thunberg so much Timms asked, several times, if this correspondent could buy him a birthday drink to discuss it further. When it was revealed I was washing my hair and couldn’t attend, a dejected Timms could be heard humming happy birthday to himself while posted a wildly oscillating update claiming Thunberg “Hates men and freedom of speech and needs to shup up!”