Health, Lifestyle and Family

Millennials reliant on contents of parents’ bins to avoid starvation

Millennials reliant on contents of parents’ bins to avoid starvation

May 9, 2019

Millennials are not only waiting on a lucrative inheritance to get on the property ladder but they also have to rummage through mum and dad’s kitchen bin in order to find food. “Bin juice smells bad but surely it’s all just broken down fruit and vegetables and must therefore be quite nutritious,” one millennial told us in between severe bouts of vomiting and diarrhoea. “And it’s free!

Study shows disgusting Carl Benjamin is the real reason Brits are having less sex

Study shows “disgusting” Carl Benjamin is the real reason Brits are having less sex

May 9, 2019

Sarah and I were total fiends before he came onto the scene. But the first time I saw a news report about the things he says I became violently physically ill. I didn’t think I was going to make it. I just about pulled through but now I’m always nauseous and feel dirty. I think knowing he’s out there  makes me aware that deep down mankind is evil and repulsive, so the idea of giving my girlfriend a good seeing to just feels like lying to myself.

Outrage 2 as infant school hires nappy changer. Why do schools get all the funding when we still have to change our own?! cry the ERG

Houses of Parliament to employ Nappy Changer

April 10, 2019

An infant school has employed someone to change nappies because so many attendees are not toilet-trained, a councillor has said. And there is outrage. Not least amongst the members of the ERG – who are furious that they still have to change their own.

A&Es ditch four-hour waiting time targets. Travelodge to step in - will change their slogan from 'Sleep Tight' to 'Sleep Forever'

A&Es ditch four-hour waiting time targets. Travelodge to step in – will change their slogan from ‘Sleep Tight’ to ‘Sleep Forever’.

March 12, 2019

The four-hour A&E waiting time target – used as a measure of hospital performance – is set to be abandoned in favour of a series of new standards under proposals that will be trialled later this year The proposals are connected to the partnership arrangement between hospital A&E departments and budget hotelier Travelodge, to transform the seeking of urgent treatment for an injury or illness into an ‘overnight wellness experience’ for a modest price.