Health, Lifestyle and Family

Reasons Post-Apocalyptic Post-Brexit Britain will be Great

Concept of “Needing Food” dismissed as “Remoaner scaremongering” as Brexiteers call for adoption of WTO dieting

September 13, 2019

“To even suggest the human body just ‘stops’ working without food is just the latest in an increasingly desperate series of lies foisted on the Great British public. And for what? I’ll tell you what. So a group of un-elected bureaucrats in Brussels can cling to the idea that food easily gaining entry in the UK without punishingly inefficient border checks is somehow a good idea.”

Breaking News- Tory MP Jo Johnson quits role as Boris’s Brother

Breaking News: Tory MP Jo Johnson quits role as Boris’s Brother

September 6, 2019

In a statement issued earlier today Johnson (Jo) who had held the hereditary position since 1971 stated “It’s been an honour to have the role of Boris’s younger brother for the last 47 years and a pleasure to see him through many shambolic episodes and embarrassing incidents. In recent weeks I’ve been torn between family loyalty and the fact that he’s clearly a dishonest tit. “