There are still many who think the wintry conditions are a wonderful excuse for a day of fun and relaxation. “It all looked a bit dicey outside so I just stayed in bed for a bit before going into the garden and building a crap snowman. Work’s just not important in the grand scheme of things,” said Prime Minister Theresa May. “That Brexit deal can wait!”
Health, Lifestyle and Family
Marie’s philosophy is the ‘KonMar’ method – where you get rid of an object if looking at it doesn’t ‘spark joy’ The result has been catastrophic for some as they have thrown away some really quite important medicines; when seeing them, they don’t feel joy – just a sad reminder of their health problems.
If you and your partner still live together, getting a divorce often depends on the judge’s interpretation of unreasonable behaviour. Acceptable reasons should include’ admitting you gave them socks as a present for twenty consecutive years or more’, and ‘Not watching ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ together’.
“This is a massive sum of money and we want it to have a huge impact on the lives of other people we know and love as well as on our future too,” said Mrs Conroy, 52. “But that cow Emily Ferguson next door, who refused to chip in for five new fence panels after Storm Doris blew them down a couple of years ago will be getting precisely fuck all.”
Guidance from leading paediatricians says that there is little evidence screen use for children is harmful in itself. “Our iPad is an invaluable parenting tool. I say ‘tool’ but my son Stanley actually calls the tablet Daddy and says ‘Darren’s on charge’ whenever I’m in bed – which thanks to ‘Daddy’ is far more than it used to be!”