Health, Lifestyle and Family

Met Office issues weather warning. Snow poll results: 52% annoyed, 48% excited.

January 23, 2019

There are still many who think the wintry conditions are a wonderful excuse for a day of fun and relaxation. “It all looked a bit dicey outside so I just stayed in bed for a bit before going into the garden and building a crap snowman. Work’s just not important in the grand scheme of things,” said Prime Minister Theresa May. “That Brexit deal can wait!”

Netflix hit ‘Tidying up with Marie Kondo’ causes surge in charity shop donations. Her plan all along! Marie spotted smuggling all that cheap tat back into her messy London home.

January 22, 2019

Marie’s philosophy is the ‘KonMar’ method – where you get rid of an object if looking at it doesn’t ‘spark joy’ The result has been catastrophic for some as they have thrown away some really quite important medicines; when seeing them, they don’t feel joy – just a sad reminder of their health problems.