The stars, including former footballer Ian Wright and reality TV personality Caitlyn Jenner say they’ve fully prepared themselves for a few weeks of monotony and being fed bollocks. A sentiment echoed by the entire UK as it gears up for 87th general election this decade.
Entertainment, Art & Culture
Leave voters horrified, as Ireland refuses to make more Mrs Browns boys until Brexit demands are met.
November 13, 2019The Irish Government are holding the show hostage, and refusing to make any more until their Post-Brexit demands are met.
Lib Dems launch legal action after Jo Swinson left out of ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’
November 12, 2019The Liberal Democrats are launching a legal challenge against ITV over its decision to exclude their leader Jo Swinson from the forthcoming series of ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’.
Britbox renamed Shitbox after content announced
November 9, 2019A forced rebranding has taken place after budget cuts meant the announcement of the initial round of programming disappointed audiences.
New Ofcom Chief Exec promises the regulator will continue to do Fuck All
November 7, 2019“I’m delighted to be taking up this new challenge,” crowed Dawes, “And promise that under my stewardship fuck all will happen till I retire to the House of Lords with a huge pension. My track record speaks for itself. For example, look at housing… fuck all done with me at the helm. I see no reason why I shouldn’t be able to maintain my strategy of apathy and lethargy with a fatter salary and sitting in a different chair.”
Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman
November 7, 2019The Tory chairman, James Cleverly (50) was ’empty chaired’ by Sky News host Kay Burley after declining an interview. And in a bizarre surreal twist, the empty chair performed so well. He is now being considered to replace the MP for Braintree and become Tory Party Chairman.
Johnson and Corbyn to Clash in Head-To-Head TV Debate on CBeebies
November 2, 2019“Viewers needn’t worry,” said Hall, “This is a one off. I would ask that our audience be patient with us till we reorganise our schedule and find a later slot to broadcast The Clangers.”
“He claimed he’d be a better PM than the one in Love Actually” says Hugh Grant, explaining Sajid Javid Handshake Snub.
November 1, 2019Hugh Grant refused a handshake from Sajid Javid at a film première. The actor took to twitter to explain his reasons.
MPs criticise Reality TV aftercare and suggest selling it to Donald Trump
November 1, 2019The DCMS described the aftercare as ‘inadequate’ and suggested selling it to Donald Trump would create ‘a service which is fit for purpose’ as it would be ‘like better and stuff.’
Week of defeats gets even worse for Brexiteers, as Jim Davidson cancels comedy shows.
October 24, 2019Jim Davidson cancelled a southport gig less than an hour before it was scheduled to start, leaving fans furious, and Brexiteers nowhere else to turn for entertainment.
