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Alabama refuses to show cartoon wedding because the characters getting married weren't related

Alabama refuses to show cartoon wedding because the characters getting married weren’t related

May 22, 2019

Alabama Public Television (APT) has refused to broadcast a cartoon which shows a same-sex wedding. The first episode of the 22nd series of children’s programme Arthur features the character Mr Ratburn marrying his aardvark partner, Patrick. The US broadcaster is said to object to the wedding due to the characters not being related, making it a most unusual Alabama wedding indeed!

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Madonna off her tits in Tel Aviv

May 20, 2019

Madonna wore a patch over her eye in support of all one eyed fuck wits while she bored a waiting TV audience of millions, who already felt, despite being sober, they were sniffing glue and doing acid and checking to see if Australia had joined Europe. Many felt the Queen of Pop was out her tree.

Madonna's Eye Patch to go solo

Madonna’s Eye Patch to go solo

May 20, 2019

“I was promised much more involvement on the album”, the eye patch said. “A duet was mooted at one point and several of my poems were being considered for lyrics. I now know that was all bluff and I was just wanted for my physically appearance. I feel so violated”