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Racism will not be tolerated unless you are a regular panelist on Question Time, BBC tell Danny Baker

New Ofcom Chief Exec promises the regulator will continue to do Fuck All

November 7, 2019

“I’m delighted to be taking up this new challenge,” crowed Dawes, “And promise that under my stewardship fuck all will happen till I retire to the House of Lords with a huge pension. My track record speaks for itself. For example, look at housing… fuck all done with me at the helm. I see no reason why I shouldn’t be able to maintain my strategy of apathy and lethargy with a fatter salary and sitting in a different chair.”

Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman

Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman

November 7, 2019

The Tory chairman, James Cleverly (50) was ’empty chaired’ by Sky News host Kay Burley after declining an interview. And in a bizarre surreal twist, the empty chair performed so well. He is now being considered to replace the MP for Braintree and become Tory Party Chairman.