Entertainment, Art & Culture

Donald Trump to divorce Melania so he can marry Katie Hopkins

Donald Trump to divorce Melania so he can marry Katie Hopkins

July 21, 2019

“I’ve been married to Melania for years now and I have been the best husband to her, bigly, but she hasn’t touched ‘little Donald’ in ten years so it is time to ditch her and get a new wife, and Katie Hopkins is the obvious choice. I can also make her the UK’s ambassador to the US at the same time. I am so darn smart.”

Theresa May blows everyone away with her stunning twerking and podium work

Theresa May blows everyone away with her stunning twerking and podium work

July 20, 2019

Theresa May boogied away at the Henley festival, showing her famously awkward dance moves to Abba hits ‘Dancing Queen’ and ‘Mamma Mia’ Later on however, she came into her own, blowing everyone away with her mind-blowing grime moves. Young persons then whoop and cheered as she stripped down to her bikini, amazing everyone with her twerking and podium work.