Some Instagrammers already include ‘#ad’ in the captions of paid-for posts. It’s been suggested that Morgan could label his neediest posts with something similarly succinct. Perhaps: #twat. Of course, this would give him five fewer letters to tweet with – possibly overkill, given that he already suffers from a colossal deficit of character.
The BBC’s salary report for 2017-18 revealed Gary Lineker to be the highest paid on-air star. The report showed that Lineker was paid in the region of ALL THE MONEY, while the salary of the highest paid on-air woman, Emily Maitlis, amounted to a signed photo of Gary, with his trademark cheeky grin partially obscured by a greasy thumbprint.
With “Eurovision: You Decide” scheduled to air on February 8th the BBC have announced the six finalists set to compete for the public vote. Whoever wins will then have the privilege of coming somewhere close to bottom in the finals, only reaching this stage thanks to the international song competition being the sole EU project Britain intends to continue to contribute to financially.
It has been another golden year for Ant and Dec, who were named as best presenters for the 18th time…
Generations of astronomers have repeatedly tried to rubbish the theory and dismiss it as ‘an old wives’ tale’. However last night (Sunday) boffins finally had to admit it was true when two seismic events took place on the same day – a blood red eclipse fell across the moon and Gemma Collins somehow managed to stay in Dancing On Ice.