Ryanair’s British pilot union is to ballot members on possible industrial action. Whilst the impact of strike action is being considered, it seems the most effective way to damage Ryanair’s reputation is to fly every flight, every day ensuring all customers receive the ‘unique’ Ryanair experience.
Sausage company Heck is facing a boycott after a visit from Borish Johnson. The former Foreign-Secretary said he was “insanely proud” to have a new sausage, Boris Bangers, named after him. Inspired by the backlash, a campaign was quickly set up begging the Uxbridge and South Ruislip MP to visit the offices of the Daily Mail in an attempt to decrease their circulation and eventually bring down the publication.
The influential designer and influencer at New York’s Abercorn and Lynch, Martin Ronald, said: “In much the same way as heroin chic took off in the mid-1990s, Chernobyl chic goes for that distinctive, gorgeous, skinny, gaunt and wan look. The fashion industry is always looking for that pay dirt and yeah, we know it’s shocking but that sick look really is a goldmine for us.”
Other aspirational mannequins being introducing are a mannequin covered in cold, hard cash for those hoping to win the lottery, a geriatric mannequin waving its fist at the BBC and a mannequin flipping the double bird to the general public, which is the aspiration of every high street store’s Executive Board.