McDonald’s staff took to the streets in London over protest over pay. It is believed that they are protesting against being paid less than Ronald.
Marks and Spencer profits dropped in the first half of its financial year following a sharp fall in demand for its clothing line. This fall has come directly from pensioners refusing to buy any clothes and brandishing their nude bodies in city centres across the UK. Previously, pensioners had flirted with nudism in their own shower or the swimming pool changing rooms. The current warm climate has encouraged many old people to take the next step into making it a full-time role.
An inscrutable spokesperson for the Chinese telecoms giant, Won Hung Lo, said, “We are not in the least bothered by this government’s decision to postpone. It makes sense. It hasn’t been easy dealing with the UK with all this Brexit nonsense. But we’re prepared to bide our time. Once the election is over it will be much clearer for us. We will know for certain who we have to bung.”
In-keeping with the rolling back of its prices, Asda is also planning on rolling back its attitude to its employees…