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Companies allowing staff to set own salaries. House of Commons cleaners now earn 200k per annum

Set-Your-Own-Salary schemes take off. House of Commons cleaners now earn 200k per annum

September 14, 2019

Where 25-year-old Cecilia Manduca works there is a “pay self-assessment process”. Put simply, the workers there decide how much they are worth and should be paid. The House of Commons also introduced this system six months ago and there is now a ninety-year waiting list for jobs. Cleaner Anna Moldova, who had been on ten-pounds per hour, currently earns 200k per annum.

Stop fannying about and get on with fixing the problem Downing Street somehow have the gall to tell BA

“Stop fannying about and get on with fixing the problem” says Boris to BA…

September 7, 2019

‘They’ve had enough time now and they need to stop fannying about and just get on with fixing the problem. People are relying on them to find a solution, and they need to do it pretty damn quick. I mean, what would it be like if the government conducted their business like this? Chaos. That’s what. The pound would fall, business would struggle, we’d have shortages of food and medicine, and the prime minister would look like a complete moron. We’d be an absolute laughing stock.’

HS2 Phase 1 to be Delayed by Five Years – Grant Shapps Urges Public to Start Saving Now for a Ticket

HS2 Phase 1 to be Delayed by Five Years – Grant Shapps Urges Public to Start Saving Now for a Ticket

September 4, 2019

Putting a positive spin on this latest Tory transport disaster, the new Minister responsible for lying about transport cock-ups, Grant Shapps, crowed, “This is excellent news. It gives the turkey twizzler munching proles plenty of time to put a little money aside every week so that, when and if the line is ever completed, they can club together and buy a ticket.”