Sports Direct has performed a U-turn on keeping its shops open during the coronavirus lockdown. In an address to the nation Mike Ashley said he is ‘acting swiftly’ to prevent the spread of negative publicity.
Banks have explained to the financial regulator who queried quite why most have implemented a blanket 39.9% overdraft rate that it’s entirely necessary because they are greedy, robbing bastards who really don’t give a fuck about anyone else in their quest to generate shitloads more money for doing literally no extra work.
Coca Cola will not ditch single use plastics. The firm’s head of sustainability, Bea Perez said, ‘Fuck the planet.’ She acknowledged that polar ice caps melting and bush fires in Australia are ‘inconvenient’ but said she couldn’t see how they are ‘worse than having a bottle without a screw top lid.’