Caster Semenya rules herself out of Tory Leadership campaign, by refusing to take drugs

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Caster Semenya rules herself out of Tory Leadership campaign, by refusing to take drugs

Caster Semenya says she will not take testosterone-lowering drugs in order to compete at 800m and 1500m

And has thus has ruled herself out of the Tory Leadership Contest

Caster has been quoted as saying that she is a pure athlete and does not cheat

Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee, when questioned responded, “Unfortunately for Caster, qualities of integrity, honesty and clean lifestyle, are totally at odds with becoming the leader of the Tory Party. Her participation would only go to dilute the amazing cesspool sleaze, hypocrisy  and corruption currently contending this contest. ”

The Olympic 800m Champion has hinted she may focus on other events

“I am afraid Ms Semenya, will have to move on. Perhaps she could consider Vince Cable’s job.”, Sir Graham added, “There is no place in the Conservative Party for her currently. We pride ourselves in the sheer variety of vagabonds, cads, and buffoons within our ranks. ”

Esther McVey, is one of two female candidates vying for the leadership

“Look! Caster Semenya, can sling her hook. To run this race as a woman, you need guts, balls and the ability to upset one of the country’s best loved morning TV presenters”, Ms McVey hissed, “I’d take all the testosterone to break 1 minute 55 seconds for 800m and to become leader of the Tory Party. ”

Andrea Leadsom is the other female candidate for the Tory Leadership

Who added, “I’m a mother and went to Grammar School you know. As far as I know Caster Semenya has done none neither. Oh and I smoked Cannabis remember! I can be just as naughty as the rest”

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