Caroline Lucas says cabinet is ‘woefully short’ of tits

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Caroline Lucas says cabinet is 'woefully short' of tits

Caroline Lucas has criticised the cabinet calling it ‘woefully short’ of tits.

The Green party MP suggested an all-women ‘emergency cabinet’ could meet to try to stop a no-deal Brexit.

Boris Johnson described the idea as ‘ludicrous’ and said that if Ms Lucas ‘had taken more notice’ of his cabinet reshuffle she’d have seen that he went out of his way to ‘cram it with more tits than any previous cabinet’.

Conservative party chairman James Cleverly told reporters that if Ms Lucas wasn’t ‘such a leftie, quinoa eating feminist’ she’d know that size matters too, and he challenged her to find, ‘a bigger pair of tits than Boris Johnson and Dominic Raab.’

Ms Lucas said an all-female cabinet could ‘press the pause button’ and organise another referendum offering a choice between staying in the EU or the government’s Brexit plan, whether that is an agreed deal or no deal.

In reply Mr Johnson said it was ‘just like a woman to want to drag something out longer than is necessary’ and boasted that he has a knack ‘for disappointing women by just getting on with things and getting them over with’ and he intends Brexit to follow that pattern.

Female cabinet minister Liz Truss criticised the idea.

The Secretary of State for International Trade said she wholeheartedly rejects the plan and would never join a cabinet with such a bigoted, sexist woman in charge. Dominic Raab said he agrees with Ms Truss but that ‘the cabinet office is looking a little dusty these days so a few more women might not go amiss.’

Amid huge amounts of criticism Ms Lucas defended her suggestion and said that Brexit would have been sorted by now ‘if we’d only put a woman in charge before.’

Ms Lucas said her proposed unity government would have to be led by a female Labour MP, as they would be representing the largest opposition party.

A statement which caused the rest of Parliament to unite against the idea for fear that Diane Abbot might actually be given some sort of power.

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