Canada to build a wall to stop the influx of immigrant Royals

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Canada to build a wall to prevent anymore Royals coming over

Since the Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced their intention to step back as “senior” royals and live part-time in North America, Canada has been aflutter.

It has caused such a shock in the UK that the Daily Mail and The Express announced three days of official mourning, back in Canada fears are developing that their country is about to become an international refuge centre for dysfunctional families, “If we take one or two of them, people will be expecting us to take their other rejects..Fergie ‘could you just lend us £15,000 till the end of the month’..the gormless one who couldn’t lie his way out of paper bag’…how the fuck he learnt to fly a helicopter I’ll never know” said a disbelieving Justin Trudeau.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex could face a huge backlash from Canadian taxpayers if they are forced to pay for the couple’s security if they decide to move there, even part-time.

Which at this moment in time due to Harry’s indecisiveness of six months here..six months there..’Leave or Remain’ makes Jeremy Corbyn take on Brexit look..positively eratic and down right impulsive.

While we do not know where they intend to settle, it was confirmed to the BBC’s royal correspondent that Meghan had left for Canada.

Forcing Prime Minister Trudeau to order the Mounties to build an emergency wall around the countries borders equipped with the latest Last of Mohican technology Hawkeye and Tomahawk missiles to ward  of cheap budget flights into the country..Huh ‘Viva la France’ we never forget.. hence taking them away from other important duties such as protecting lumberjacks, having buttered scones for tea.. and moose racing. One Royal couple definitely not moving to Canada are the other half of the so-called ‘Fab Four’ once brothers in arms and now in dire straits Wills and Harry are more like the Gallagher brothers these day…”Our kid’s just a Twat…” said Harry..”we’ll never reform”

William also spoke of his frustration that Harry is no longer part of the team’ he hopes that there will ‘come a time’ when the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will be ‘singing from the same page’.

 Whether he means a church service in Balmoral or Abide With Me on FA Cup Final day we’ll just have to wait and see, as it looks like they’ll be living their lives..half a world away…. tut..Royle Family eh.

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