Bumbling, lying, racist buffoon with a bad barnet backs Boris as “excellent” Tory Leader

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Bumbling, lying, racist buffoon with a bad barnet backs Boris as excellent Tory Leader

Ahead of his UK visit, Donald Trump says Boris Johnson would be an ‘excellent’ Tory leader.

Thumbs up from a bumbling, lying, racist buffoon with a bad barnet.

Donald Trump has said Boris Johnson would be an “excellent” choice for the Conservative Party leadership,saying: “I think Boris would do a very good job.”

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson was actually born in New York, and is a bumbling buffoon with bad world leader hair. Though this mutual appreciation goes beyond bad world leader barnet.

The US president revealed other candidates sought his endorsement, adding: “I could help anybody.”

However, he chose Boris Johnson. Clearly he Likes his continual barrage of corrosive banter- talk of suicide vests, Liverpool’s ‘victim status’, calling Barack Obama part Kenyan, tickles the belly of the far right.

Trump perhaps loves Johnson’s tact when it comes to diplomacy. In 2002, in his Spectator column, Johnson described Africa as a ‘country’, and a blot, which would be better off colonised again.

‘Africa’ thinks Boris Johnson is an albino chimp who’s escaped from a circus driving a fire engine.

In a Telegraph column, he said the burqa was oppressive, insulted Muslim women, referring to them as “bank-robbers” and “letterboxes”.

On the upside, like Trump, this made him officially too stupid for IS to kill.

In another column, he described black people as “piccaninnies” with “watermelon smiles” and said Papua New Guineans were prone to “cannibalism” and “chief-killing”.

The Tories love PG Wodehouse/ Evelyn Waugh characters, those accidental bigots. All the Bullingdon Club recklessness is hilarious, just ask Nazanin Zaghari-Radcliffe who in in 2017 he claimed was in Iran “training journalists”, when she was on holiday, possibly adding an extra five years to her time in prison.

Trump opined: “I actually have studied it very hard. I know the different players. “I don’t know that he is going to be chosen but I think he’s a very good guy, a very talented person.”

The sackings, affairs and his illegitimate child, disprove this talent. As Mayor, his buffoonery reached Carry On levels with stories of slave traders and a boss of a cartel amongst diplomats. Those water cannon he bought and are now scrapped should be driven by Trump and Farage and aimed at Trump’s candy floss hair.

“I think Boris would do a very good job. I think he would be excellent. I like him. I have always liked him.”

He’s always liked him since the day he met Hilary Clinton and described her as looking like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital.


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