‘Britain First’ Urges Supporters to Join Conservative Party to Make It Less Right Wing

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‘Britain First’ Urges Supporters to Join Conservative Party to Make It Less Right Wing

Far right Britain First is urging its supporters to join the Conservative Party in order to make Boris Johnson’s leadership more secure. The extremist group whose leaders were jailed last year, sent emails to activists urging the move.

Britain First’s chief of staff Andrew (over the) Edge said, “We recognise that to any fair minded impartial observer, our organisation may seem a little to the right. But quite honestly when we look at Boris Johnson’s cabinet, we seem in comparison like a bunch of pussies.”

Edge went on to say, “We are a tolerant bunch in Britain First and have always lived by the motto ‘live how you want, love who you want, and welcome one and all.’ But have you heard some of the rhetoric coming from Johnson’s cabinet? They are off the chart ultra-right wing bully-boys and we cannot idly sit on our hands and watch the country lurch off the scale in that direction.”

Edge added, “Have you heard what fat-arsed Priti Patel is advocating? Longer sentences for violent thugs! Now come on! Has she never heard of redemption? When a bald headed tattooed thug is banged up for beating the shit out of an ethnic minority he (or she) should be given the chance to pay his or her debt to society. Once released he or she can re-join the fold as an active member of the community, kicking seven shades of dottle out of … (unprintable).”

Edge went on to add that his ‘charity group’ had held a meeting to agree the wording of a letter to be sent to PM Johnson urging him to ‘tone it down a notch.’

Edge also confirmed that he had sent an email to all his club members asking them to consider joining the Conservative party in the hope that, by adding their mass to the Tory base, it will help nudge its direction back towards the far right values of tolerance and decency he advocates.

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