Boris flagrantly ignoring all the T+Cs of his iPhone contract

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Boris flagrantly ignoring all the T+Cs of his iPhone contract

Despite the government saying they will stand by the Supreme Court’s decision that parliamentary prorogation was unlawful, Boris Johnson yesterday told MPs the Supreme Court was “wrong to pronounce on a political question at a time of great national controversy”.

The Marvel superhero Prime Minister subsequently also declared that he is flagrantly ignoring all the terms and conditions of his iPhone contract with scant regard for the consequences.

Johnson derided the fair use policy and said he’d download as much as he flipping well liked.

The PM continued, “I say the Apple terms and conditions are entirely wrong.

“Yes, obviously, I clicked ‘I agree’ after scrolling down the several hundred pages, but I do not agree at all in the slightest!

“I will clock the CPU to make it faster. I will modify the configuration as much as I like. In fact, I will go as far as to perform a full jailbreak!

Needless to say, Conservative iPhone users cheered the Prime Minister along.

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