Black Lace Feat. Theresa May – “Whoah! The Croaky Votey” – released today, already looks set for Number One.

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Black Lace Feat. Theresa May - Whoah! The Croaky Votey - released today, already looks set for Number One

Theresa May’s second attempt to get her Brexit deal through parliament failed once again with 391 voting against it and only 242 in favour.

To commemorate this event, eighties pop group Black Lace have announced that they will be re-releasing their family party classic, “The Hokey Cokey” – though this time sung by Theresa May herself with her own lyrics:

The Croaky Votey

Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the coraky votey,
Noes left, ayes right, nah nah nah

You bring your right wing in,
You leave your left wing out,
Whinge, Shout!
Whinge, Shout!
You lose your voting clout,
You do the croaky votey without centre ground,
And see your deal kicked out.

Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Noes left, ayes right, nah nah nah

You talk to Cor-byn,
You travel all a-bout,
Concessions, tout
Ideas, spout
You pray you’ll conquer doubt,
You do the croaky votey crying “save the pound!”
And a get a deal-vote drought.

Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Noes left, ayes right, nah nah nah

You put a backstop in,
They want the backstop out,
In, Out!
In, Out!
Blame Dave who shagged a snout,
You do the croaky votey but the votes aren’t found,
And your skin turns to crumbling grout.

Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Whoah, the croaky votey,
Noes left, ayes right, nah nah nah

How about third time lucky?

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