BBC warns Gary Lineker – ‘No more shit Jokes’

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BBC warns Gary Lineker - 'No more shit Jokes'

The BBC has become embroiled in a row after Gary Lineker mocked his Match of the Day co-hosts Alan Shearer and Danny Murphy for being bald.

Lineker, who has a team of six joke writers was furious,’ These fuckers are costing me 300k per year and their material is useless.’ When it was pointed out to Gary that the BBC were paying their salaries, he switched the subject to climate change.

Lineker, who is one of the broadcaster’s highest paid stars, poked fun at his fellow presenters for not having any hair on Saturday night’s show.

After the show a fuming Shearer said, ‘I might not have any hair but at least I pay my fair share of tax.’ Murphy added, ‘Overpaid smug git – How many kids has he killed with those fucking crisps?’

But Lineker has now claimed the BBC received complaints over his jibe and is now obliged to investigate.

Holding up a middle finger, Lineker roared, ‘Why don’t they investigate this’ – In a moment of madness reminiscent of a 1990 World Cup match, he then dropped his trousers and proceeded to shit all over the studio floor. A daydreaming Shearer and Murphy then walked by and slipped on Lineker’s excrement. They are expected to make a full recovery, unlike the six joke writers who were found murdered in an alleyway.

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