Great news for anyone worrying about how poor beleaguered defence giant BAE will manage post-Brexit – they’ve landed a didgeridoo of a deal to build Australian warships.
Initial plans to include a boomerang cannon have been taken off the table – but there’s a strong chance they’ll soon be coming back.
Meanwhile Theresa May has accused the EU of putting lives at risk by using post-Brexit security arrangements as a bargaining tool.
If we stop sharing surveillance, London’s will be at risk of terrorist attacks.
If we stop sharing criminal records, Manchester at risk thanks to organised crime
And if we can’t get frictionless trade, Waitrose will be at risk of the biggest fucking haloumi riot the world has ever seen.