Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman

Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman

November 7, 2019

The Tory chairman, James Cleverly (50) was ’empty chaired’ by Sky News host Kay Burley after declining an interview. And in a bizarre surreal twist, the empty chair performed so well. He is now being considered to replace the MP for Braintree and become Tory Party Chairman.

Cabinet Divided- F*ck the country up on 31st Oct or 31st Jan?

Cabinet Divided: F*ck the country up on 31st Oct or 31st Jan?

October 25, 2019

A senior Tory has sought to dispel rumours of splits in Boris Johnson’s cabinet over whether to call an early election to break the Brexit impasse. But it appears the biggest dilemma facing the government is whether to F*ck  the country up on 31st October or wait until the new year and then F*ck  it up on 31st January.

Remainers relieved that #GetBrexitDone is almost done

Remainers relieved that #GetBrexitDone is almost “done”

October 18, 2019

Boris Johnson says he is “very confident” MPs will back the Brexit deal he has struck with the EU – despite the DUP’s opposition to it. Whilst remain supporters everywhere celebrate that the tired repeated phrase “Get Brexit Done” is almost…well…..” done”

Queens dares PM to play 'chicken' in front of the London to Edinburgh express

Queens dares PM to play ‘chicken’ in front of the London to Edinburgh express

October 7, 2019

Boris Johnson will dare the Queen to sack him rather than resign as prime minister in an attempt to drive through Brexit on October 31, cabinet ministers have revealed. In return, her Majesty will double dare the PM to ‘play chicken’ in front of the London to Edinburgh Express as the constitutional crisis escalates into a bout of playground pranks.