The government will not be changing the date of the Budget, Chancellor Rishi Sunak has announced. The key element in maintaining the March 11 date has been the remarkable quickness that the Chancellor has demonstrated in being able to lip-sync to the words of Dominic Cummings.
Dominic Cummings appointed for every role in the cabinet
February 14, 2020Prime Minister Boris Johnson has reshuffled his cabinet. And to absolutely nobody’s surprise has appointed Dominic Cummings to every role in the cabinet under the advice of Dominic Cummings.
Hampshire Man who purchased Bob Marley Album in 1985 forced onto Jamaica Deportation Flight
February 12, 2020A Home Office flight deporting convicted offenders to Jamaica has left the UK, despite a last-minute legal challenge on Monday night. Included on that flight is Hampshire resident Colin Collinson (54) of Barton Stacey who purchased a Bob Marley and the Wailers album in 1985.
Man Celebrates Brexit by feasting on Bendy Bananas
February 2, 2020European leaders have expressed sadness at the UK leaving the EU, with France’s Emmanuel Macron emphasising Britain’s “unrivalled ties” with the French. But for one supporter of the UK leaving the EU, it’s been “Banana-city” since 11:01 pm on 31-JAN-2020
EU Issue Commemorative “Farage Is Now Unemployed” 2 Euro coin
January 30, 2020Nigel Farage was embroiled in a final row in the European Parliament on Wednesday after Brexit Party MEPs waved British Union flags during his speech in Brussels. And to commemorate this landmark in the EU’s history, Euro Mints are issuing a special edition of the two Euro Coin with the inscription “Farage Is Now Unemployed”.
BBC News will be cutback to Gary Lineker reading “The Guardian” on webcam
January 30, 2020Around 450 jobs will be cut from BBC News under plans to complete its £80m savings target by 2022. With the final target being the entire news staff to be reduced to a headcount of one, with that solitary figure being Gary Lineker, who will read out that days Guardian newspaper, on a personally provided webcam.
Comedy Writer and Satirist disowned by family for voting for ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’
January 30, 2020Mrs. Brown’s Boys has beaten Fleabag and After Life to win a fifth comedy prize at the National Television Awards. Consequently, a middle-aged comedy writer and satirist has been disowned by his family and turfed out of his own home after admitting he quite likes ‘Mrs. Brown’s Boys’ and that he voted for the show in this year’s National Television Awards.
‘Prince’ Andrew’s Pizza refuses to co-operate with the FBI
January 28, 2020The Pizza the ‘Duke’ of York claims to have met with (at a branch of Pizza Express in Woking) on the evening he was accused of meeting teenager Virginia Giuffre (formally Roberts) at the house of Ghislaine Maxwell, has also refused to cooperate with the Federal Bureau of Intelligence.
Royal Mint to issue 52p and 48p Brexit coins
January 28, 2020The Royal Mint has issued a commemorative Fifty Pence coin to mark the UK leaving the EU on 31st January 2020 And in an unparalleled exercise designed at unifying the country it is also to release new 52p and 48p coins.
Mail on Sunday forks out £500,000 for Big Ben Megxit Celebration
January 21, 2020The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to step back from Royal duties with almost immediate effect In reaction, the weekend children’s publication, ‘The Mail on Sunday’ has immediately thrown in £500,000 to the restoration program of Big Ben in order that its readers can celebrate Megxit in style, with a full round of the Westminster Chimes to coincide with the moment The Duke of Sussex’s plane touching down in Canada.
