Budget Date Unchanged as Chancellor learns to lip-sync to Dominic Cummings

Budget Date Unchanged as Chancellor learns to lip-sync

February 18, 2020

The government will not be changing the date of the Budget, Chancellor Rishi Sunak has announced. The key element in maintaining the March 11 date has been the remarkable quickness that the Chancellor has demonstrated in being able to lip-sync to the words of Dominic Cummings.

Man Celebrates Brexit by feasting on Bendy Bananas

Man Celebrates Brexit by feasting on Bendy Bananas

February 2, 2020

European leaders have expressed sadness at the UK leaving the EU, with France’s Emmanuel Macron emphasising Britain’s “unrivalled ties” with the French. But for one supporter of the UK leaving the EU, it’s been “Banana-city” since 11:01 pm on 31-JAN-2020

EU Issue Commemorative Farage Is Now Unemployed 2 Euro coin

EU Issue Commemorative “Farage Is Now Unemployed” 2 Euro coin

January 30, 2020

Nigel Farage was embroiled in a final row in the European Parliament on Wednesday after Brexit Party MEPs waved British Union flags during his speech in Brussels. And to commemorate this landmark in the EU’s history, Euro Mints are issuing a special edition of the two Euro Coin with the inscription “Farage Is Now Unemployed”.

Mrs. Brown's Boys new year's special expected to destroy the entire Good Friday Agreement

Comedy Writer and Satirist disowned by family for voting for ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’

January 30, 2020

Mrs. Brown’s Boys has beaten Fleabag and After Life to win a fifth comedy prize at the National Television Awards. Consequently, a middle-aged comedy writer and satirist has been disowned by his family and turfed out of his own home after admitting he quite likes ‘Mrs. Brown’s Boys’ and that he voted for the show in this year’s National Television Awards.

'Prince' Andrew's Pizza refuses to co-operate with the FBI

‘Prince’ Andrew’s Pizza refuses to co-operate with the FBI

January 28, 2020

The Pizza the ‘Duke’ of York claims to have met with (at a branch of Pizza Express in Woking) on the evening he was accused of meeting teenager Virginia Giuffre (formally Roberts) at the house of Ghislaine Maxwell, has also refused to cooperate with the Federal Bureau of Intelligence.

Royal Mint to issue 52p and 48p Brexit coins

Royal Mint to issue 52p and 48p Brexit coins

January 28, 2020

The Royal Mint has issued a commemorative  Fifty Pence coin to mark the UK leaving the EU on 31st January 2020 And in an unparalleled exercise designed at unifying the country it is also to release new 52p and 48p coins.

Daily Mail ready to turn country against new Labour leader for once having Heinz beans rather than supermarket own brand

Mail on Sunday forks out £500,000 for Big Ben Megxit Celebration

January 21, 2020

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to step back from Royal duties with almost immediate effect In reaction, the weekend children’s publication, ‘The Mail on Sunday’ has immediately thrown in £500,000 to the restoration program of Big Ben in order that its readers can celebrate Megxit in style, with a full round of the Westminster Chimes to coincide with the moment The Duke of Sussex’s plane touching down in Canada.