The Brexit Party has announced that it will not stand candidates in the 317 seats won by the Conservatives at the 2017 general election. And will only stand in constituencies of MPs representing parties that wouldn’t support Brexit Party Leader, Nigel Farage, obtaining a peerage.
Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman
November 7, 2019The Tory chairman, James Cleverly (50) was ’empty chaired’ by Sky News host Kay Burley after declining an interview. And in a bizarre surreal twist, the empty chair performed so well. He is now being considered to replace the MP for Braintree and become Tory Party Chairman.
Seven-time loser rejects opportunity to become eight-time loser
November 4, 2019“I’m going to retire at the top”, stated seven-time Westminster loser Nigel Farage, “It’s time to stand aside and let others in the Brexit Party have the opportunity to taste the sweet smell of Parliamentary Election defeat”
Corbyn backs 12th December general election and 13th December resignation
October 30, 2019Jeremy Corbyn seems to have finally backed a December general election, with his preferred date being 12th December. This will closely be followed by his planned resignation on the 13th December
BST ends Sat: Country asks to turn back clocks to 22nd June 2016
October 25, 2019British Summer Time Ends at 2 am October 27 when the clocks go back one hour. An increasing a growing number of United Kingdom citizens, are asking if the clocks can go back a further 1222 days to 22nd June 2016, the day before the EU referendum.
Cabinet Divided: F*ck the country up on 31st Oct or 31st Jan?
October 25, 2019A senior Tory has sought to dispel rumours of splits in Boris Johnson’s cabinet over whether to call an early election to break the Brexit impasse. But it appears the biggest dilemma facing the government is whether to F*ck the country up on 31st October or wait until the new year and then F*ck it up on 31st January.
Second vote on Second Deal, ruled out by man who allowed three votes on the First Deal.
October 22, 2019The man who allowed three votes on the first deal, that was voted down three times by the parties wanting a second referendum, has delayed what would effectively be a fourth vote over two deals, put forward by the Governments third Prime Minister since the first referendum.
Remainers relieved that #GetBrexitDone is almost “done”
October 18, 2019Boris Johnson says he is “very confident” MPs will back the Brexit deal he has struck with the EU – despite the DUP’s opposition to it. Whilst remain supporters everywhere celebrate that the tired repeated phrase “Get Brexit Done” is almost…well…..” done”
Rugby World Cup: Japanese Typhoon cancels Saturday Morning Drinking Session
October 11, 2019England’s Rugby World Cup match against France on Saturday has been called off because of Typhoon Hagibis The decision has disappointed Rugby fans throughout England as many were looking forward to a heavy drinking session on Saturday morning, avoiding the weekly shop with the wife in Sainsbury
Queens dares PM to play ‘chicken’ in front of the London to Edinburgh express
October 7, 2019Boris Johnson will dare the Queen to sack him rather than resign as prime minister in an attempt to drive through Brexit on October 31, cabinet ministers have revealed. In return, her Majesty will double dare the PM to ‘play chicken’ in front of the London to Edinburgh Express as the constitutional crisis escalates into a bout of playground pranks.
