Where 25-year-old Cecilia Manduca works there is a “pay self-assessment process”. Put simply, the workers there decide how much they are worth and should be paid. The House of Commons also introduced this system six months ago and there is now a ninety-year waiting list for jobs. Cleaner Anna Moldova, who had been on ten-pounds per hour, currently earns 200k per annum.
Former Labour MP Chuka Umunna will fight the Cities of London and Westminster parliamentary seat for the Lib Dems at the next general election. London and Westminster, unofficially known as the ‘Ninth Circle of Hell’ has been under Tory control since its creation in 1950. Chuka and his new campaign manager Judas Iscariot (no relation) believe it’s there for the taking.
Almost 100 drivers were fined for speeding on a motorway despite highways officials admitting the 20mph limit was set by mistake – but the motorists’ convictions will still stand despite the admission. The department for transport soon realised this could be a nice little earner and have implemented a random speed limit generator across the UK.