After learning that Cheryl snogged another member of Girls Aloud, thousands of teenage boys have disappeared, last seen heading for the toilet.
A couple who went in to Jamie’s Kitchen in 2008 for ‘a quick snack’ have been forced to leave the restaurant without having been served. They received their starters in 2011 and were ‘remaining hopeful’ after the waitress told them the main course was ‘just coming’ . They didn’t like to make a fuss but were eventually forced to leave when the chain went into administration.
Surrounded by photographers and fans who all wondered why she was attracting so much attention due to the fact that she was wearing a burka. The fame seeking star, who once simulated masturbation on stage whilst singing Like A Virgin, is no stranger to offensive behaviour having once simulated masturbation on stage whilst singing Like A Virgin.