PM Contenders show off wives and policies. Bikini round to start next week

Tory Leadership contest to include swimwear and evening-wear rounds

June 12, 2019

Whilst Michael Gove is expected to breeze through the evening wear round with a top hat and tails ensemble his decision to parade in a self-knitted bathing suit may cost him some valuable support. Firm favourite Boris Johnson is rumoured to be planning a smart but casual look for the evening and then lighten the mood with a fluorescent pink mankini.

James Bond reminded his license to kill does not extend to film crew

James Bond reminded his license to kill does not extend to film crew

June 6, 2019

Filming for the latest James Bond film was put on hold and the set placed on total lockdown after three huge explosions ripped through the set injuring a member of the crew. But, James was un-nerved as he casually walked away before ordering a shaken not stirred Martini and then winking at a sexy lady who made or may not have been a Russian spy.

Jamie Oliver's restaurant chain adds Turkey Twizzlers to menu in desperate bid to draw customers

Couple who ordered meal in 2008 devastated to find Jamie’s Kitchen will close before they’ve been served.

May 22, 2019

A couple who went in to Jamie’s Kitchen in 2008 for ‘a quick snack’ have been forced to leave the restaurant without having been served. They received their starters in 2011 and were ‘remaining hopeful’ after the waitress told them the main course was ‘just coming’ . They didn’t like to make a fuss but were eventually forced to leave when the chain went into administration.