This research was supposed to be confidential but it was impossible to keep it secret in a lab that contained both a rat and a grass.
Play ‘The Brexit of Chaos’ – The fighting fantasy role playing game where you are Theresa May.
March 21, 2019Think you could deliver Brexit better than Theresa ‘3rd time lucky’ May? Time to find out!
ERG to invoke plan B – Divert a huge asteroid to hit mainland Europe.
March 14, 2019The ERG are to implement their backup strategy by diverting an asteroid that is approximately the size of mainland Europe to hit mainland Europe. Whilst turning 180 degrees in his black, swivel chair, Jacob Rees-Mogg stroked his white pussy cat and said, “Ego satis habuit! Guy ultra Mr Nice!”
“No new concessions, but, Germany will finally concede Geoff Hurst scored that hat trick in 1966 – so PLEASE vote for my deal” begs PM.
March 12, 2019In addition, Theresa May made a small diversion on the return trip and has promised every MP voting for her deal will get a Duty Free exclusive Crunchy Almonds Toblerone.
Sinister motive behind ‘Momo’ hoax revealed. To distract parents from the real danger: CBeebies!
March 1, 2019CBeebies features dangerous shows like Bob the Builder – which brainwashes children into the false hope that humans will have jobs in a future when, in actuality, everything will be done by the robots with AI.
Government adds a day to Feb to delay Brexit. Insider admits they got the idea from The News Dump.
February 22, 2019In a speech to the House of Commons yesterday, MP Peter Wishart has pointed out to the House that the Government has published a schedule that includes the non-existent date of the 29th February 2019! A remarkably similar ploy to our article from January 7th 2019 – in which we suggested a the next phase in Theresa May’s Brexit Procrastination plan was to implement her own May-an Calendar – which brought forward December by nine months so that it sat between February and March…
“Independent Group of MPs” gets two new members. Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn.
February 21, 2019Jeremy Corbyn repeated that getting rid of anti-Semitism from his party was a priority for him. And he’s realised that the only way to do that is to change the party that he is in. This was despite John McDonnell’s plea that there was no anti-Semitism within the Labour Party now that all the Jews had left.
Calls for Rees-Mogg’s British Citizenship to be revoked – as he’s lived mostly in La La Land since age 15
February 21, 2019The British Home Office have come up with a solution to the problem of Shamima Begum, who joined the Islamic…
BBC to shorten News at Ten – because after Brexit, we won’t need any foreign news.
February 16, 2019American politics will be a short-term exception as the BBC have already paid for the rights to show the story up to where (spoiler alert!) Donald Trump gets thrown into prison.
9 reasons we NEED to rescue NASA’s mars Rover. But be careful – #9 might well make you realise YOU’RE the emotionless robot…
February 15, 2019NASA’s Opportunity Mars rover was built to operate for just 90 days, but kept going for 15 years. NASA officially declared it dead on Wednesday and its last message to scientists before it went dark eight months ago is getting a lot of attention. Here are 9 reasons as to why we should try to rescue NASA’s Opportunity Mars rover…
