Theresa May is due to leave Number 10 next week. However, due to a lack of planning, she’s requested an extension to the 31st October.
Tens of millions of pounds of public money is believed to have been stolen with claimants left owing hundreds after fraudsters targeted Britain’s main welfare benefit, universal credit. The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Amber Rudd, has reassured claimants that she will get all the money back after hiring an internet crime specialist to investigate, a Nigerian prince called DI Kate Fleming.
The Labour Party is now taking the Labour Party to court as revealing the existence of the NDA in the letter is a breach of their NDA. A spokesperson from the Labour Party tried to explain that this had occurred because the left hand of the Labour Party didn’t know what the other left hand of the Labour Party was doing; but struggled to do so because one of those hands had been placed across his mouth.