The INFAMOUS anti-CHRISTMAS British TRAITOR Jeremy Corbyn has put himself on the record of pretending to watch the annually televised Queen’s Speech.
The first Conservative leadership debate was aired on Channel 4 yesterday evening. Five out of the six contenders were in attendance, with only Boris Johnson skipping the leadership debate. Experts have said that this decision showed a powerful display of intention and that maybe Johnson could benefit from making similar decisions for all future government actions in history.
“When news outlets and satirical commentary begins to blend, what then? What jokes does one lead with when presented a story like this? ‘More shit flows out of parliament?’, ‘Another Brexit deal doesn’t hold water?’ We’re quipping into the void.” Stated one anonymous staff writer, amidst a personal crisis.