This bold new enterprise is thought to be the first in a series of the ‘prank show resurgence’, a genre even idiot Youtube kids have outgrown.
The first Conservative leadership debate was aired on Channel 4 yesterday evening. Five out of the six contenders were in attendance, with only Boris Johnson skipping the leadership debate. Experts have said that this decision showed a powerful display of intention and that maybe Johnson could benefit from making similar decisions for all future government actions in history.
“When news outlets and satirical commentary begins to blend, what then? What jokes does one lead with when presented a story like this? ‘More shit flows out of parliament?’, ‘Another Brexit deal doesn’t hold water?’ We’re quipping into the void.” Stated one anonymous staff writer, amidst a personal crisis.