Nearly 30 of the birds have been found drunk and disorderly in the area in recent weeks. A spokesgull responded: “What the fuck are you talking about mate? You come round here talking shit? You’re asking for trouble. What were we talking about? You’re my best mate. Got any chips?”.
Trump and Putin will be alone when they meet in Helsinki next month. Presumably to make it as easy as possible for both men to lie to their countries about exactly what was said. Fortunately the dictators’ limited English will not be a problem… as Putin speaks it perfectly.
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