Senior Tories seeking to block a no-deal Brexit are examining a radical plan involving the Queen. However the Queen has her own plan which involves flying to Brussels on her 40 foot dragon ‘Sax-Coburg’.
“We haven’t got round to re-decorating the guest bedroom yet” a spokesperson for the embassy said. “After Mr Assange left we were going to turn it into a rumpus room with a pool table and jukebox, but when there’s a divisive political figure in need of a bed we’re just the girl who can’t say no!”.
Campaigner Heather Mills said she feels vindicated after settling her phone-hacking case against the News of the World for a “substantial” sum. However Heather Mills is now suing the high court for their insensitive remarks.
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