Everything since 1973 begins to disintegrate as Brexit day begins

Everything since 1973 begins to disintegrate as Brexit day begins

January 31, 2020

The UK will formally leaves the European Union at 23:00 on Friday, 31 January. As the date approaches, the nation has become terrified by the gradual disintegration of everything in the country from before 1973, the molecules disappearing from the timestream as the country reverts back to the ‘good old days’.

Britain First to patrol British beaches with Dettol to stop foreign Coronavirus invading the country.

January 25, 2020

Health Secretary Matt Hancock has said that the risk of the Chinese Coronavirus entering the UK ‘remains low’. Fascist political organisation Britain First have ignored these reports, and said they are not taking any chances with a ‘foreign’ virus entering the country. Members of the party have been patrolling the coastlines of the country, armed with dettol wipes, spray bottles of cif, and water pistols full of Cillit bang.