13 more things JK Rowling will soon reveal about Harry Potter

13 more things JK Rowling will soon reveal about Harry Potter

March 18, 2019

JK Rowling came under fire this week after daring to suggest that Dumbledore and lover Gellert Grindelwald had “an incredibly intense sexual relationship”. Rowling’s usually loyal Potter fans took exception to the claims – with both “Rowling” and “Dumbledore” quickly trending on Twitter. If only those easily offended fans knew about all the other things JK Rowling has been keeping under her hat…!

11 things EVEN more effective than Vince Cable

11 things EVEN more effective than Vince Cable

March 16, 2019

Vince Cable has decided it’s finally time to step down as party leader. But he’s refusing to name his favoured successor. Presumably because he’s not convinced anyone anywhere could be anywhere near as effective as him. So we thought we’d give the Lib Dems a helping hand. Here’s our list of 11 things that would be more effective than Vince Cable

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19 terrible things Chris Grayling could do, and still not get fired… (inc #10 – ‘Use Parliament’s basements to store fireworks in November’)

March 4, 2019

Already a laughing stock over his decision to award a no-deal Brexit ferry contract to a company with no ferries – last week it emerged that Chris Grayling’s bizarre choices had cost the taxpayer an additional £33m – the cost of settling a lawsuit with EuroTunnel, who took the government to court over their ‘secretive’ handling of the contracts. This got us wondering here at News Dump HQ – is there ANYTHING that man could do, that would get him fired?