There are however rumours that Harry isn’t actually the father – and that he’s been cuckolded by the modern politics and diplomacy section of the UCL library.
March 15th marks the Ides of March – a prominent date in the Roman calendar most famous for the stabbing of Julius Caesar. The Tory MP expressed dismay at the futility of teenagers being killed. ‘The people stabbing them didn’t even gain a political advantage? What was the point? What are we teaching these kids?’
Elsewhere, Google were recently fined record £44m by French data protection watchdog CNIL for failing to provide users with transparent and understandable information on its data use policies. The fine is the biggest ever laid out for a tech company and is expected to take the search giant literally minutes to recoup the losses.
The public are being warned to stay indoors to avoid the risk of neighbours or coworkers saying something banal and annoying like ‘oh hasn’t the temperature dropped’ or ‘do you think it’s going to settle? I don’t think it’s going to settle.’ or ‘the last time I felt this cold was when I hugged my mother in law.’