Piers Morgan hates Gilette

‘Caring’ Gillette advert prompts major backlash. From the biggest tossers in Britain.

January 16, 2019

The razor firm’s short film, called Believe, replaces its famous slogan “The best a man can get”, with “The best men can be”. It’s prompted predictable fury among knuckle-dragging neanderthals who don’t consider it a good night out unless they’ve punched something or someone. “I hate how this advert was saying we should think about women’s feelings instead of just shouting ‘nice tits’ at them,” said Gary Swinfield, a 27-year-old car salesman from Wolverhampton.

Kanye West won't headline Coachella. Jimmy Nail booked instead

Kanye West no longer headlining Coachella. Jimmy Nail booked instead.

January 3, 2019

It’s understood organisers lost patience with the rapper’s insane demands for his rider, and opted for British soul legend and star of Auf Wiedersehen Pet Jimmy Nail instead. Twitter user FestivalGyal500 tweeted: “OMG dint think anything could top Beyonce in 2018 but JIMMY NAIL!!! STRUGGLING TO BREATH RN” RachelLambowski95 said on Instagram: “Jimmy Nail is LIFE. If he plays ‘Love Don’t Live Here Any More’ I may actually drop dead on the spot.”